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Don't worry, DUmmy BrentWil, the DUmp has a trained historian and military expert on call, 24/7.
Norks invade the South? Easy-peasy!
I'm confident our jug-eared leader will have a brilliantly considered plan ready to go in an instant.
His leadership will be as flawless as his response when his fellow muzzie savages attacked Americans in Benghazi.
The PAL isn't a friend.
It's the nutcase's garbled attempt at an acronym for the People's Liberation Army.
Here's how I see it would go down:
Norks invade SK, Barry goes ___________. (Fill in the blank. Most likely responses will be, golfing, on vacation, AWOL, into hiding, or to vote "present".)
Later, after smoke clears and dust settles, makes speech, using harsh language, issuing stern warnings.
Sends carrier group to protect Bermuda.
Dislocates shoulder patting self on back for "doing something".