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Offline Ptarmigan

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Silly Rabbit, Easter Is For Jesus
« on: March 30, 2013, 08:18:16 PM »


Proof that God hates rabbits and they will go to Hell for their crimes in the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War.
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Re: Silly Rabbit, Easter Is For Jesus
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2013, 08:23:31 PM »
God created bunnies, so therefore he must love them.

I understand that he loves ptarmigans too, with a side of mashed potatoes.

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Re: Silly Rabbit, Easter Is For Jesus
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2013, 08:33:50 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on March 30, 2013, 08:23:31 PM
God created bunnies, so therefore he must love them.

I understand that he loves ptarmigans too, with a side of mashed potatoes.



Bunnies gave God up and He gave them up.

God loves ptarmigans and they are the chosen ones.
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Re: Silly Rabbit, Easter Is For Jesus
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2013, 10:59:14 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on March 30, 2013, 08:33:50 PM
Bunnies gave God up and He gave them up.

God loves ptarmigans and they are the chosen ones.

Ptarmigans are always chosen, if on the menu.

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Re: Silly Rabbit, Easter Is For Jesus
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2013, 11:10:49 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on March 31, 2013, 10:59:14 AM
Ptarmigans are always chosen, if on the menu.


I'll have my ptarmigan with just a little beurre blanc on the side.

Rabbits are for raptors, lagamorphs that they are.
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Re: Silly Rabbit, Easter Is For Jesus
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2013, 11:23:24 AM »
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Re: Silly Rabbit, Easter Is For Jesus
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2013, 01:39:53 PM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on March 31, 2013, 11:23:24 AM


HA! HA! Take that sodomite beast! :lmao:  :yahoo:
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Re: Silly Rabbit, Easter Is For Jesus
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2013, 08:13:57 PM »
For my friend Ptarmiigan.....




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Re: Silly Rabbit, Easter Is For Jesus
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2013, 09:56:16 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on March 31, 2013, 08:13:57 PM
For my friend Ptarmiigan.....




 :-)

Is that a picture of young ptarmy, before the "change"? :rofl: :whistling:
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Re: Silly Rabbit, Easter Is For Jesus
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2013, 10:32:16 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on March 31, 2013, 08:13:57 PM
For my friend Ptarmiigan.....




 :-)

Rabbits engage in blood libel.  :argh:
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Re: Silly Rabbit, Easter Is For Jesus
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2013, 09:44:47 AM »
Yes, God does love ptarmigans . . .




with mashed potatoes and gravy. O-) :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: Silly Rabbit, Easter Is For Jesus
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2013, 02:59:56 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 01, 2013, 09:44:47 AM
Yes, God does love ptarmigans . . .




with mashed potatoes and gravy. O-) :tongue: :fuelfire:

Yes, God does love rabbits . . .




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