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Offline CG6468

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Library and Guns
« on: March 29, 2013, 02:24:14 PM »
Police in Detroit last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 2 tons of heroin, 5 million in forged US banknotes and 15 trafficked Latino prostitutes - all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library on Woodward Ave .
 
Local residents were stunned, and a community spokesman said: "We're all shocked; we never knew we had a library."
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Re: Library and Guns
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2013, 02:37:48 PM »
Stolen for an emailing!  H5!
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Re: Library and Guns
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2013, 03:01:11 PM »
Ha!
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Re: Library and Guns
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2013, 07:20:42 PM »
Stealing it to put on a friends Facebook page.  Sadly she lives near Detroit and likes it.  :mental:
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Re: Library and Guns
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2013, 11:40:59 PM »
Thanks for the laugh
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