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The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« on: March 26, 2013, 08:14:43 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6kD9xUc680[/youtube]

It is not just ptarmigans who got ****ed. Well, ptarmigans fought back, which cannot be said of humans. I made my case, humans are doomed. Case closed. It is airtight as it gets.
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2013, 10:18:58 PM »
He brought me candy. and brightly colored (and boiled) ptarmigan eggs.

Those people musta been bad. You could tell they were really asking for it.
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2013, 10:25:28 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on March 26, 2013, 08:14:43 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6kD9xUc680[/youtube]

It is not just ptarmigans who got ****ed. Well, ptarmigans fought back, which cannot be said of humans. I made my case, humans are doomed. Case closed. It is airtight as it gets.

What you're looking at is the Easter Bunny taking vengeance on the humans that betrayed the human/bunny alliance against the communist ptarmigans. 
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2013, 10:54:00 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on March 26, 2013, 10:18:58 PM
He brought me candy. and brightly colored (and boiled) ptarmigan eggs.

Those people musta been bad. You could tell they were really asking for it.

They were not asking for it. The bunny provoked it.
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2013, 10:54:09 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on March 26, 2013, 10:25:28 PM
What you're looking at is the Easter Bunny taking vengeance on the humans that betrayed the human/bunny alliance against the communist ptarmigans. 

Bunnies are Communists.
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2013, 10:29:13 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on March 26, 2013, 10:18:58 PM
He brought me candy. and brightly colored (and boiled) ptarmigan eggs.

He brought me Buffalo ptarmigan wings! :tongue: :fuelfire: O-)
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2013, 03:34:40 PM »
I like my Ptarmigan deep fried and Good Ol' Joe brought some for me last Easter.
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2013, 03:58:43 PM »
Well no wonder , poor Jeep(Gina's son) is traumatized) That Bunny is sending subliminal message in his dreams!!
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2013, 04:09:32 PM »
I love the Easter Bunny.














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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2013, 07:00:45 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on March 27, 2013, 04:09:32 PM
I love the Easter Bunny.
















She is content with dooming the human race.
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2013, 09:33:30 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on March 27, 2013, 07:00:45 PM
She is content with dooming the human race.

I can live with that.
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2013, 10:19:15 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on March 28, 2013, 09:33:30 AM
I can live with that.

Humans used as slave labor to make weapons that rabbits will use on humans. Humans being killed by nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons.
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2013, 10:21:17 AM »
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2013, 12:53:15 PM »
Awwww cuteness overload.















« Last Edit: March 28, 2013, 12:56:46 PM by Wineslob »
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2013, 03:09:12 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on March 27, 2013, 07:00:45 PM
Quote from: Wineslob on March 27, 2013, 04:09:32 PM
I love the Easter Bunny.

She is content with dooming the human race.
I will proudly embrace my doom. Take doom to dinner. Then to my place for desert.
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2013, 03:22:38 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 28, 2013, 10:21:17 AM


GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUNNIES ENGAGE IN BLOOD LIBEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2013, 03:23:15 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on March 28, 2013, 12:53:15 PM
Awwww cuteness overload.

















GOD HATES HAPPY BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD STILL HATES HAPPY BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY BUNNY IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

« Last Edit: March 28, 2013, 03:26:03 PM by Ptarmigan »
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2013, 03:24:31 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on March 28, 2013, 03:09:12 PM
She is content with dooming the human race.

I will proudly embrace my doom. Take doom to dinner. Then to my place for desert.

Don't come crying to me that you got enslaved to build weapons to kill humans.
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2013, 03:46:43 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on March 28, 2013, 03:23:15 PM
GOD HATES HAPPY BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD STILL HATES HAPPY BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY BUNNY IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All I have to say is this:

Buffalo ptarmigan wings. :drool: :drool: :drool:

That is all.
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2013, 06:28:01 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on March 28, 2013, 03:09:12 PM
She is content with dooming the human race.

I will proudly embrace my doom. Take doom to dinner. Then to my place for desert.
Would you eat that for desert?
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2013, 07:41:50 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 28, 2013, 03:46:43 PM
All I have to say is this:

Buffalo ptarmigan wings. :drool: :drool: :drool:

That is all.

Congratulations you just set humanity back. They just got more doomed.
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2013, 07:55:08 PM »
In Bunnies We Trust
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2013, 08:25:18 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on March 28, 2013, 07:55:08 PM
In Bunnies We Trust

Proof bunnies control and manipulate the monetary system and cause run away inflation.

Bunnies control everything in the world.
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Re: The Easter Bunny HATES YOU
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2013, 10:10:50 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on March 28, 2013, 07:55:08 PM
In Bunnies We Trust

 :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

H5!  (BTW, Carleigh looks like a doll in that pic!)
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