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Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
« on: March 25, 2013, 07:37:07 PM »
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Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!


 
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0433b30576/cold-dead-hand-with-jim-carrey?rel=player

http://sync.democraticunderground.com/10022565536

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amuse bouche (1,573 posts)
1. Saw this on Huffpo

and was blown away. I had no idea he had such a good singing voice


I usually think of him as clownish, but loved this video.

Spot on  Thank You Jim Carey

He is a clown.

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2. K&R Love Jim Carrey!

Love him even more after this!!

Yeah I bet you do.

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amuse bouche (1,573 posts)
7. It was a well written piece

Loved the band mates. Gandhi, John Lennon and Lincoln 

Well written?  :lmao:

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nolabear (13,870 posts)
6. That's how you know you've got 'em scared. I'll bet Funny or Die is a HUGH target for them.

And the only thing they can do is shoot their mouths off.

We aren't scared, and we aint backing down. You freaks of nature are not going to deny us a right that is so important the founders specified it in plain English. The founders knew that someday the gun grabbers would be in power so they set up the framework for us to tell you to kiss our asses.

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amuse bouche (1,573 posts)
10. Guess the piece cut a little too close

to the bone for them. 

It's funny how passionate gunhumpers are about something, they will never have the balls to actually use

I tell you what DUmmy come visit any of us in the dark of night and see if we have the balls to use them or not.

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16. It was a brilliant piece of work..

To me whether it was funny or not was immaterial. It was hard hitting satire wrapped in more truths than the Cold Dead Handers can handle.

It didn't hurt that Carrey does have a good singing voice and that little cowboy dance he doing was Perfect!

thanks nolabear

The only truths in that was that he hates guns.

I figured the DUmmies would think that this is the greatest thing ever.
This was geared for the low information voters and they ate it up.

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Re: Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2013, 07:53:39 PM »
I wonder how many armed body guards go everywhere with Carrey?   His opinion is worthless until he is willing to live in the same neighborhoods as the people he wants to disarm.
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Re: Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2013, 08:07:55 PM »
Dana Loesch smacks Jim Carrey around

http://twitchy.com/2013/03/25/answerthequestionjim-will-gun-grabbing-hypocrite-jim-carrey-denounce-kick-ass-2-he-bravely-runs-away/

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@JimCarrey Pls answer my question: Will u denounce ur film "Kick Ass 2" because it glorifies violence & guns? Or is your talk here hollow?
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Re: Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2013, 08:22:02 PM »
I'm also not surprised that DUmmies liked this.  We don't call them DUmmies for nothing.  Very disrespectful of a well-known civil rights champion.
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Re: Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2013, 09:10:12 PM »
It seems the rats are determined to repeat 1994.
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Re: Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2013, 09:13:34 PM »
For the record, Jim Carrey is NOT an American.  He is a Canadian with a work visa. 
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Re: Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2013, 10:35:53 PM »
Everything I've ever looked at at Funny Or Die was stupid. They are a target for me only inasmuch as I don't think of them as often as possible.

Even something that had the potential to be funny and wasn't political at all, the 1982 Tron Christmas Special teaser was long and boring and unfunny. I get they were making fun of the Star Wars Christmas special that probably only ten of us in all of the Interwebs remembers but simply because I get that isn't enough to make it funny.
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Re: Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2013, 10:59:49 PM »
That was the most retarded movie, I have ever had to see. Not too mention Jinm Carey is an IDIOT!!!
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Re: Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2013, 01:18:49 AM »
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6. That's how you know you've got 'em scared. I'll bet Funny or Die is a HUGH target for them.

And the only thing they can do is shoot their mouths off.

Oh, really?  Go to Twitchy, putz, and you can read along as Dumber gets ass-raped by Dana Loesch, Adam Baldwin, Nick Searcy, Jim Treacher and.........


.....then  :panic:  he ran away.


Should have read up thread first:  

Quote from: Kimberly on March 25, 2013, 08:07:55 PM
Dana Loesch smacks Jim Carrey around

http://twitchy.com/2013/03/25/answerthequestionjim-will-gun-grabbing-hypocrite-jim-carrey-denounce-kick-ass-2-he-bravely-runs-away/


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The only truths in that was that he hates guns

Until he needs one or his bodyguards are not around.  John Milius (Director and Screenplay for original Red Dawn) made the comment that, during the LA riots numerous anti-gun lefties called him and asked him if he had any guns for sale.   :rotf:


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It's funny how passionate gunhumpers are about something, they will never have the balls to actually use.

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Re: Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2013, 06:54:43 AM »
Greg Gutfeld weighed in on this too:

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“He is the most pathetic tool on the face of the earth,” Gutfeld said. “And I hope his career is dead, and he ends up sleeping in a car the way his life began. This video only made me want to go out and only buy a gun. He thinks this is biting satire and going after rural America and a dead man. Let’s talk about Charlton Heston. Charlton Heston was one of the first actors to be behind the civil rights movement and march. What did this jackass Jim Carrey do? He was behind the anti-vaccine panic. There are what, 165,000 people that died from measles last year, according to the World Health Organization.”

“Jim Carrey has killed more people than all the rifles combined,” Gutfeld continued. “He is a dirty, stinking coward. He is a moral coward. He did a video attacking rural America. But he wouldn’t do video about gangs, which kills way more people with handguns — he wouldn’t do that because he is worried about his career. Such a pathetic, sad, little freak. He is a jiberring mess. He is a modern bigot, he is a modern bigot. He is a bottomless pit of insecurity and the desire for acceptance is why he is doing this, because he knows in his heart he is a fraud.”

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2013/03/25/greg-gutfeld-rips-jim-carrey-as-a-pathetic-tool-sad-little-freak-jiberring-mess/#ixzz2Oe6Xj5o1

Link to the video, the transcript does not do justice to what he said:
http://foxnewsinsider.com/2013/03/25/greg-gutfelds-epic-rant-against-actor-jim-carrey-for-his-anti-gun-parody-hes-a-modern-bigot/
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Re: Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2013, 07:10:26 AM »
The blond gal, made a good point... Why was he attacking rural America, making a mockery of country music....why doesn't he go after gangs?? I thought it was interesting that she mentioned Chicago...
Jim Carey is a piece of shit!! Jim and Justin would make a cute couple!!!
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Re: Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2013, 07:18:46 AM »
I find myself agreeing with Bob Beckel for the second time in two weeks. If Carrey doesn't like the second amendment, he can take his sorry ass back to Canada. BTW, is his violent comedy still planned for this Summer?
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Re: Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2013, 07:19:13 AM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on March 26, 2013, 07:10:26 AM
The blond gal, made a good point... Why was he attacking rural America, making a mockery of country music....why doesn't he go after gangs?? I thought it was interesting that she mentioned Chicago...
Jim Carey is a piece of shit!! Jim and Justin would make a cute couple!!!

Because he's a *****.
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Re: Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2013, 07:25:40 AM »
After Gutfeld, I can add nothing.  K&R. 

BTW, "Funny or Die" ought to be dead.  It's so cringingly awful, so not clever. 
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Re: Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2013, 08:20:43 AM »
I didn't catch Gutfeld's piece live, but I saw the vid this morning.  Wow! :cheersmate: If I could H5 him IRL, I would. :hi5:
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Re: Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
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Re: Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2013, 04:26:46 PM »
I'm convinced the major reason the primitives are in favor of stripping gun rights, is that those same guns serve as a check against their big mouths.

One doesn't go around saying certain things, if they know they may have to back those words up with their life.  Take the guns away, and so goes the balance that creates a respectable society. 

The power of the respectable society brought to us by guns is understood by Jim Carrey himself, who would think twice about calling anyone a 'mother****er', if he didn't have armed guards under his employ.       


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Re: Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2013, 08:21:53 PM »
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The important question is "Do we possess guns in America or do guns possess us?" http://say.ly/VPr5rpR

I bet he considers himself "deep" after a little quip like that... :whatever:

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Re: Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2013, 08:32:24 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on March 26, 2013, 04:26:46 PM
I'm convinced the major reason the primitives are in favor of stripping gun rights, is that those same guns serve as a check against their big mouths.

One doesn't go around saying certain things, if they know they may have to back those words up with their life.  Take the guns away, and so goes the balance that creates a respectable society. 

The power of the respectable society brought to us by guns is understood by Jim Carrey himself, who would think twice about calling anyone a 'mother****er', if he didn't have armed guards under his employ.       




I disagree. DUmmies and liberals want gun rights stripped because they want to instigate a bloody purge. They really do want to kill people. Its just hard to do when there is a rifle behind every blade of grass.
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Re: Jim Carrey takes out Charleton Heston and the NRA in one fell swoop!
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2013, 09:01:47 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on March 28, 2013, 08:32:24 PM
I disagree. DUmmies and liberals want gun rights stripped because they want to instigate a bloody purge. They really do want to kill people. Its just hard to do when there is a rifle behind every blade of grass.

I don't see our two ideas as opposing each other, but more as one following the other.  I believe a purge would be attmempted soon after the primitives grow tired of running their mouths.
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