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Offline Conservative Libertarian

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Easter is Cancelled!
« on: March 24, 2013, 02:32:33 PM »
Ptarmy,

It's that time of year again and this one is just for you.

Easter is Cancelled!

It takes a FAMILY to raise a child--Not Hitlery Klinton's Socialist, Anti-Family, Nanny-State...I mean, "Village".

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Re: Easter is Cancelled!
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2013, 02:37:05 PM »
LOL....I bought a "road kill" calendar once.

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Re: Easter is Cancelled!
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2013, 04:51:12 PM »
He was only a week from retirement too!
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Re: Easter is Cancelled!
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2013, 05:16:08 PM »
Good riddance to filthy sodomite, soul damning vermin!
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Re: Easter is Cancelled!
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2013, 05:21:35 PM »
I am sure I saw an article the other day making it legal to eat road kill.  The poor Easter Bunny

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Re: Easter is Cancelled!
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2013, 07:55:02 PM »
Some state started that it's legal to eat moosekill and deerkill. Coulda been Alaska, but I'm not sure.
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Re: Easter is Cancelled!
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2013, 08:01:57 PM »
One of the Virginias (I forget) passed a law a few years ago making it legal to collect and eat roadkill.
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Re: Easter is Cancelled!
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2013, 08:07:07 PM »
One of the Virginias (I forget) passed a law a few years ago making it legal to collect and eat roadkill.

YUM-YUM! Pos'em stew with squirrel for dessert!   :yahoo:

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Re: Easter is Cancelled!
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2013, 09:44:54 PM »
Some state started that it's legal to eat moosekill and deerkill. Coulda been Alaska, but I'm not sure.

It's legal to claim roadkill deer in Illinois.  I think you have to buy the deer permit to claim it though.

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Re: Easter is Cancelled!
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2013, 07:57:15 AM »
It's legal to claim roadkill deer in Illinois.  I think you have to buy the deer permit to claim it though.

Same in IN. Butchers will not process deer without a deer tag. They also issue a roadkill tag but, that usually occurs at an accident or near the time thereof when one hits a deer.
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Re: Easter is Cancelled!
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2013, 10:11:36 AM »
One of the Virginias (I forget) passed a law a few years ago making it legal to collect and eat roadkill.



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