Menopause" For dummie wyminz that's men-o-pause....when men stop hitting on them.
Quite a stretch, because first, you would have to consider male DUmmies "men", and second, that anything male of the human species would hit on a DUmmie "female".
Is it me, or does it seem like EVERY little trial and inconvenience in a DUmmie's life requires a Shakespearesque production to explain it?
I mean, really. Do DUmmies have to write a novel about a stubbed toe or a hangnail?

I wonder if any of them can go to the bathroom without a posse to critique how they take a f'n bowel movement!