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« on: March 23, 2013, 11:08:19 AM »
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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2013, 11:19:52 AM »
KKK.....the uniform is much cheaper.
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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2013, 11:41:25 AM »
I wanted to go with the VRWC , but Deadly Vipers was my second chose.
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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2013, 11:54:46 AM »
IRS, because ya cant win aginst them.
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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2013, 12:01:53 PM »
I didn't vote because you didn't include the BFEE in the poll.
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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2013, 08:54:47 PM »
Yakuza...but those full-body tats are gonna HURT.
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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2013, 09:50:27 PM »
I didn't vote either, because "Chicago Democratic Political Machine" wasn't an option.

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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2013, 10:08:56 PM »
Sicilian Mafia
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« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2013, 10:23:38 PM »
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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2013, 08:04:01 AM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on March 23, 2013, 10:23:38 PM
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!

Exactly!  Where's that option?
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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2013, 08:59:32 AM »
IRS- Free Bullets!!!
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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2013, 09:28:22 AM »
I voted for the American biker gang, fun transportation and bad ass guys to protect you.
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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2013, 10:21:01 AM »
I voted the IRS. With Obama care just a year away, they have the extortion ummm, Insurance market all sewn up.
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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2013, 12:36:59 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 24, 2013, 08:04:01 AM
Exactly!  Where's that option?

All right-thinking people know that ALL of these groups are just Zionist front groups.

Pikers
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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2013, 02:28:23 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on March 24, 2013, 12:36:59 PM
All right-thinking people know that ALL of these groups are just Zionist front groups.

Pikers

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The IRS, then.  I can always use free ammo.
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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2013, 02:31:12 PM »
Where is the Democrat Party Crime Syndicate?

IRS aren't a crime family, just a bunch of street level thug enforcers.

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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2013, 04:51:07 PM »
The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. I hear they have plenty of openings now after their last adventure went bad.
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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2013, 06:33:22 PM »
I voted for the Jamaican whatever it's called.  Only because it's cold and windy here and I was thinking I might catch a break in their "motherland."  But, I follow on the idea of others and go with the IRS.  They have an impeccable record.
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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2013, 08:06:43 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 24, 2013, 04:51:07 PM
The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. I hear they have plenty of openings now after their last adventure went bad.

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I don't think I can do the uniform the justice that she did tho!

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« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2013, 10:13:49 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on March 24, 2013, 08:06:43 PM
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H5!

I don't think I can do the uniform the justice that she did tho!



Yeah we may have to get that changed to something a bit more practical like this.



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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2013, 07:19:59 AM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on March 24, 2013, 08:06:43 PM
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H5!

I don't think I can do the uniform the justice that she did tho!



That's why I like the KKK uniform....cheap and one size fits all....well, maybe not the foodstamp poor. They might need a king size sheet.
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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2013, 12:07:52 PM »
I didn't see the Homeland Security choice . . .
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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2013, 12:37:16 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on March 23, 2013, 10:23:38 PM
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!

Ironically, they have a literally-racist attitude about joining, so I can see why he left them out. 

I went with the Russians, I speak Russkii well enough to get up to speed in it, and I wouldn't have to learn a difficult Oriental lingo like Mandarin, Japanese, or IRS Code.
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Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2013, 12:42:52 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 25, 2013, 12:37:16 PM
Ironically, they have a literally-racist attitude about joining, so I can see why he left them out. 

I went with the Russians, I speak Russkii well enough to get up to speed in it, and I wouldn't have to learn a difficult Oriental lingo like Mandarin, Japanese, or IRS Code.

Millions speak it, none understand it.
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin
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