PTSD is the new victim's sympathy gathering illness
de jour over at the DUmp.
I looked through some of the posts, and "if I can't make it, I fake it" seems to be the order.
(I can't remember how old I was, but I stubbed my toe at 2:17 in the afternoon, and I still have nightmares about it 67 years later......

) Please Lord, spare me!