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Offline FlippyDoo

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A planetary pileup! EGADS!
« on: March 22, 2013, 06:53:16 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/122014175

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Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:51 AM
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Ann Ortelee gives a big heads up as the planet pileup in Pisces shifts

into Aries.

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We have an explosion of fire over the NEXT week and through the weekend that rocks our socks off, quite literally, and shakes up the rest of us too. The fire and explosions continue all the following week too. Be very careful and aware around fire energies as Mars joins with Uranus to start a new two year cycle of fire, passionate and action based changes in the Aries part of our charts as of Friday. No unattended lighted candles. No leaving the room even for a minute when cooking. Watch those volatile substances. Be very careful with gasoline. Wet your fire place ashes and matches before disposing. Uranus with such an aspect to Fire is often volcanoes erupting… or earthquakes that cause fires like San Francisco 1906 where 3,000 people died and 80% of the city was burned to the ground or the Chicago fire of 1871 which killed hundreds and burned 3.3 square miles. You get the idea.

Eruptions, explosions and fires can take place in your Aries house ~ the early degrees. Explosions of Fire as Sun and Venus come out of Pisces into Aries ~ think of Sun and Venus staggering out of the bar (Pisces) in a kind of non-linear fashion and marching smack into a knife fight (Aries). Sun and Venus will hop into the fight and mix it up too as they are there and have an opinion on the matter. Mars and Uranus will not be handling this one alone.

I know that sounds so negative doesn’t it? We can expect some rocking and rolling in the world around us. This Aries energy is all taking place on the world axis. Perhaps, the New Pope gets inaugurated and says he’s going to give away tons of the church’s money to the poor like his namesake St. Francis of Assisi did? Maybe Cyprus financially melts down and takes the European Union with it because their banks took/stole 10% or 20% of every citizen’s money from their bank accounts last week? Huge runs on banks causing financial panics because the basic trust is broken? Volcanos erupting? Earthquakes shaking? And the coming to be rather regular shooting of unarmed citizens by armed others ~ except it will be bigger than usual if it is a shooting. Unfortunately, because of the concentration and location of all the fire energy, whatever it is will be a bit more dramatic as we are dealing with the World’s cardinal axis where the entire world stops, turns and watches, mouth agape.

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Apparently Mars buddies up with Uranus to start some crap. You just can't leave those two alone for a minute. Especially Uranus. Uranus just craps all over the place.

And speaking of Uranus...

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2. I got rear ended this afternoon.....

scary, times!

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Re: A planetary pileup! EGADS!
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2013, 06:56:50 PM »
I read as far as Uranus on fire.

That's it. No more jalapeno poppers for me. Been there, suffered that.

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Re: A planetary pileup! EGADS!
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2013, 06:59:11 PM »
I read as far as Uranus on fire.

I hear there's a cream for that.
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Re: A planetary pileup! EGADS!
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2013, 09:16:53 PM »
You know, there might be something to this.  Pittstain did post that porn earlier, and it was full of anuses.

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Re: A planetary pileup! EGADS!
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2013, 09:47:56 PM »
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Oooh! :gay:

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Re: A planetary pileup! EGADS!
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2013, 11:16:59 PM »
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2. I got rear ended this afternoon.....

scary, times!

I'm confused, I thought this happened to most male DUmmies frequently. :rimshot:
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Re: A planetary pileup! EGADS!
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2013, 11:26:05 PM »
I'm sorry for pointing out that dear old Lu is a nut.

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Re: A planetary pileup! EGADS!
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2013, 05:18:35 AM »
Sweet !

I heard a rumor that FlippyDoo had a big celebration lined up for my birthday (Monday) but I could have never imagined it would be this big !

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Re: A planetary pileup! EGADS!
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2013, 07:55:27 AM »
Does this mean DUmmies may spontaneously combust?......oh, I hope so.
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Re: A planetary pileup! EGADS!
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2013, 01:18:45 PM »
Does this mean DUmmies may spontaneously combust?......oh, I hope so.

Judging from the amount of greasy, nasty hair I saw in the picture thread over there, I don't think it would really be fair to call it 'spontaneous'.