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Offline bijou

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Snake bites condom-wearing man
« on: June 09, 2008, 07:37:54 AM »
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A 40-year-old man has been found dead with a cobra carcass in his hands and a condom on his penis.

The case in Bangkok has baffled Thai police. Mainly because it is so baffling.

The body of Wiroj Banlen was discovered on the side of a dirt road near the village of Lamsai in Ayutthaya province.

A police examination revealed he had several snake bites on his right leg and his cheeks.

The dead cobra found clenched in Banlen's hands had also been bitten several times.


Snake remnants were found in the dead man's teeth, suggesting he had bitten the animal.

The condom contained no semen, and the police believe he was either putting on or removing his trousers when the snake struck.

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Re: Snake bites condom-wearing man
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2008, 08:31:04 AM »
I don't know what to say.  RIP, snake.
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Re: Snake bites condom-wearing man
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2008, 05:02:11 PM »
I'm guessing the guy knew he was gonna die, and he decided to take the #$%* snake with him. Bite me? Fine I'll bite you back, see how that feels you little @$!*@%&!

Hey, he was bit in the middle of nowhere with his pants down, people were going to find his body and laugh at his little condom...You betcha he was gonna give this snake what for.

My hats off to this true man who, when forced to die with his pants down, meted out just punishment to his tormentor.

Salute!
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Re: Snake bites condom-wearing man
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2008, 12:47:13 PM »
Thats how I want to go.  :rotf:
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Re: Snake bites condom-wearing man
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2008, 01:09:00 PM »
Hmmm, this guy died while "choking the snake".   :whatever:   :rotf:
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Re: Snake bites condom-wearing man
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2008, 02:26:54 PM »
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Re: Snake bites condom-wearing man
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2008, 05:39:05 PM »
Shouldn't this be in the Hobbies forum?
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Re: Snake bites condom-wearing man
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2008, 05:40:50 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on June 10, 2008, 05:39:05 PM
Shouldn't this be in the Hobbies forum?

Is suicidal alternate lifestyles of the dumb and dumberer considered a hobby?
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Re: Snake bites condom-wearing man
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2008, 05:42:03 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on June 10, 2008, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on June 10, 2008, 05:39:05 PM
Shouldn't this be in the Hobbies forum?

Is suicidal alternate lifestyles of the dumb and dumberer considered a hobby?

With Robin Leech

Get it??
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Re: Snake bites condom-wearing man
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2008, 10:29:47 PM »
Quote from: bijou on June 09, 2008, 07:37:54 AM
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A 40-year-old man has been found dead with a cobra carcass in his hands and a condom on his penis.

The case in Bangkok has baffled Thai police. Mainly because it is so baffling.

The body of Wiroj Banlen was discovered on the side of a dirt road near the village of Lamsai in Ayutthaya province.

A police examination revealed he had several snake bites on his right leg and his cheeks.

The dead cobra found clenched in Banlen's hands had also been bitten several times.


Snake remnants were found in the dead man's teeth, suggesting he had bitten the animal.

The condom contained no semen, and the police believe he was either putting on or removing his trousers when the snake struck.

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I still don't understand why the condom. And I might not WANT to understand.
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