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Offline FlippyDoo

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Mole creation tips
« on: March 20, 2013, 05:54:47 AM »
In order for a mole to survive it needs to fit into its surroundings. The mole needs to seem like the other members of the site being moled.

I decided I'd post a list of DU attributes for any new mole creators out there. Feel free to add to the list.

A member of DU usually…

1) adores and cheers murdering unborn babies.
2) adores and cheers perverse lifestyles.
3) is inherently dishonest.
4) despises the United States of America and everything that made the US great.
5) supports the enemies of the USA.
6) is very pretentious.
7) is extremely hypocritical.
8) is very intolerant of other opinions.
9) has very little common sense.
10) has very poor analytical thinking skills.
11) is very arrogant.
12) blindly supports their dem masters.
13) wants anyone who is not a dem to be poor.
14) wants the government to steal money from others and give it to him/her/it.
15) wants to be able to sit on his/her/its ass all day posting on DU while having the government provide for all of his/her/its needs.
16) is very racist toward blacks who refuse to follow dem rule.
17) hates Israel.
18) hates God and Christianity.
19) twists the teachings of Jesus.
20) ignorantly adores, cheers, and supports people who would kill them (terrorists, dictators, etc)
21) is very lazy.
22) does not learn from history.
23) makes impotent demands.
24) thinks he/she/it is the most intelligent individual in the universe.
25) does not understand simple math.
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Re: Mole creation tips
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2013, 06:37:30 AM »
Ya I dont last long as a DU member, I am not a good bullshiter lol
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Re: Mole creation tips
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2013, 06:43:18 AM »
26. Very dexterous in their love/hate for certain people. One minute Jon Stewart is loved but if he steps off the lib farm, hated. Cycle and repeat.
27. Does not understand simple economics.
28. Does not know how to do simple things like boiling eggs and must ask other DUmmies how to do stuff like that.
29. Believe Mother Jones and Truthout are legitimate news sources.

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Re: Mole creation tips
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2013, 07:53:45 AM »
No. 26 is very true, Fiddy.  They have no qualms about throwing anybody under a bus.  For this reason, I do not have lib friends.  They will (and have) stab you in the back without a moment's thought.  They cannot be trusted.
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Re: Mole creation tips
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2013, 08:05:20 AM »
Quote from: Karin on March 20, 2013, 07:53:45 AM
No. 26 is very true, Fiddy.  They have no qualms about throwing anybody under a bus.  For this reason, I do not have lib friends.  They will (and have) stab you in the back without a moment's thought.  They cannot be trusted.

My dad told me, "Don't trust any one that doesn't trust you." I found that to be true in both marriage and business.
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Re: Mole creation tips
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2013, 11:28:09 AM »
Quote from: Karin on March 20, 2013, 07:53:45 AM
No. 26 is very true, Fiddy.  They have no qualms about throwing anybody under a bus.  For this reason, I do not have lib friends.  They will (and have) stab you in the back without a moment's thought.  They cannot be trusted.

I can hear Ann Coulter, Karl Rove, President Bush, Cheney, Bohner, McCain, Lindsey Graham, Gingrich, and a host of other voices calling out from underneath a different bus.
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Re: Mole creation tips
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2013, 11:38:42 AM »
Gosh, I don't think I could pull it off.  Probably get tombstoned after the first post.

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Re: Mole creation tips
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2013, 12:05:09 PM »
30. Islam is great even though women and fagots are beat or killed with no human rights at all. (A specific in the broad hypocrisy category)
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Re: Mole creation tips
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2013, 12:16:07 PM »
31. Allows "moral authority" to trump everything else, including logic, in any argument or discussion.
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Re: Mole creation tips
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2013, 01:12:27 PM »
32. Everyone that isn`t rich is a victim and never responsible for any thing life has dealt them.
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Re: Mole creation tips
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2013, 01:26:21 PM »
Don't forget to cry every time someone drops their hat....tears.....lots and lots of tears.
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Re: Mole creation tips
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2013, 01:29:01 PM »
Quote from: Carl on March 20, 2013, 01:12:27 PM
32. Everyone that isn`t rich is a victim and never responsible for any thing life has dealt them.

Don't forget the caveat to this: anybody who isn't dependent on gub'mint welfare to maintain their late model SUV, 3 bedroom 3 bath shithole of a house in what used to be a decent neighborhood, $1,500 a month worth of food stamps, utility assistance and cash assistance commensurate with their 8 neglected chilluns and they baby-daddies, isn't rich, even if they are drawing damned near $125,000 a year from the taxpayer's wallet.
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Re: Mole creation tips
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2013, 02:00:53 PM »
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16) is very racist toward blacks who refuse to follow dem rule.

They're racist toward blacks regardless of which party they support.
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Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Mole creation tips
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2013, 07:58:49 PM »
They know they are smarter then anyone else.
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Re: Mole creation tips
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2013, 04:23:10 AM »
And the fictional spirit guide continues to help in every way possible. :clap:

I burned a mole once, and may or may not have one over there now. It's fun once in a while, but it gets real tiresome real fast, Probies. I'm one to get angry with them, and either log out for a long period of time, or just flip out.
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