Yeah, I don't think the primitives reacted exactly--or anything close to--the way the big guy expected they would.
It's a short campfire, but worth clicking on the link and seeing in the original.
Alas! the big guy! alas!
Well, the weeping loafer failed to consider the level of stupidity at work in the DUmp.
Accidentally, they're right, it makes no sense to screen for articles that pose no hazard to aviation - typicial government idiocy.
But the reason the DUmmies are right is their stupidity.
They favor allowing pocketknives on planes because planes are jammed full of Republicans.
DUmmies believe one of their muzzie friends may use his Swiss Army knife to whittle his way through the armored door into the cockpit, take over the plane, and fly it into Republican National Headquarters, or maybe some rich suburb full of Limbaugh clones.