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New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« on: March 18, 2013, 11:52:59 AM »
Great news! The DUmpmonkeys will have a Dead DUmmy forum!

They obviously noticed our discussion of a DUmp Dead Pool, and wanted to help with scorekeeping.

Let's hope this group grows by leaps and bounds.

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Many people have proposed that we have a Memorial Group to commemorate our DUers who have passed...
Today I got the go-ahead from Skinner. (See my post in AtA.)

He would like us to put together a list of names.

So, if you knew any DUer who has died, post the name here. Once we do that, we'll get our Group.
 
Thanks!

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Please, CalPig, it's DU3. Skimmer could care less what you lunatics post.


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1. I'll start: Redstone, khashka, nostamj.

khashka???

Does the CalPig mean khephra? How quickly they forget.

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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2013, 11:56:42 AM »
I have a tingle running up my leg about this new forum. We should award extra bonus points in our death pool for any DUmmie that dies by his/her own hand or stupidity.  eg. Kephra
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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2013, 12:03:03 PM »
I have a tingle running up my leg about this new forum. We should award extra bonus points in our death pool for any DUmmie that dies by his/her own hand or stupidity.   eg. Kephra

Or start a new pool for the "DUmmie Darwin Awards".



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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2013, 12:13:12 PM »
Or start a new pool for the "DUmmie Darwin Awards".





The DUD Awards perfect!
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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2013, 12:19:48 PM »
How did Kephra die again?

That was pretty funny, Calpig screwing up the name.  Where's the reverence?   :lmao:



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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2013, 12:22:28 PM »
We really need a mole to make that memorial.
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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2013, 12:25:05 PM »
I think my favorite dead DUmmy is Khephra.

Huge, fat, severely addled retard who literally lived in his mother's basement and fell over dead while logged onto the DUmp.

His mother wasn't a decent or civilized person, either:

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She has a shipment of ....errr...I don't want to get this thread locked. But (and I'm telling the truth here) Mom does sex-toy shows on the side to make money. You want something in rubber, well, she can probably get it for you.

No kidding.

You didn't see that side of her when you were here Will. One of the few things I asked of her was that there would be no dildos lying around.

I swear that's the truth and she won't even hit me for saying that.


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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2013, 12:39:56 PM »
How did Kephra die again?

That was pretty funny, Calpig screwing up the name.  Where's the reverence?   :lmao:




Sedentary lifestyle coupled with the lack of a proper diet and hygiene . He rarely emerged from the basement.
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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2013, 12:42:31 PM »
This is really an awkward thread considering...  :(
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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2013, 12:44:08 PM »
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She has a shipment of ....errr...I don't want to get this thread locked. But (and I'm telling the truth here) Mom does sex-toy shows on the side to make money. You want something in rubber, well, she can probably get it for you.

And Khephra died by choking on a ball gag, while wearing a gimp mask, with a 110 volt vibrating butt plug up his ass. Thanks, Mom!

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You didn't see that side of her when you were here Will.

That's Mama Khephra's story, and she's sticking to it.

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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2013, 12:50:54 PM »
This is really an awkward thread considering...  :(

My thoughts exactly.
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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2013, 12:53:39 PM »
This is really an awkward thread considering...  :(

I concur.
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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2013, 01:09:15 PM »
Check the Sandhills, guys.
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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2013, 01:48:52 PM »
It's just unfortunate timing; once in a while, planets randomly collide.

apres moi, le deluge

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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2013, 02:19:44 PM »
There's no way to draw an equivalence between the tragic passing of a decent person and the death of a DUmp democrat.

That would be a disservice to the memory of the decent person.

The only significance of the death of a DUmmy is its entertainment value.

It is otherwise no more notable than a dead armadillo in the road.

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« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2013, 02:39:31 PM »
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Many people have proposed that we have a Memorial Group to commemorate our DUers who have passed...

Today I got the go-ahead from Skinner. (See my post in AtA.)

He would like us to put together a list of names.

So, if you knew any DUer who has died, post the name here. Once we do that, we'll get our Group.

Thanks!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=2528683


I'm guessing Red Pebbles will have a plot there as will Scamdy. I hope they set a side a space for all those who have been tombstoned. My zombies need a place to feast, I've probably had 100 user accounts buried.

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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2013, 03:23:37 PM »
If we were going to go by brain death, all of them but the moles would be on the list.
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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2013, 03:35:30 PM »
If we were going to go by brain death, all of them but the moles would be on the list.

Hell, if you were going to go by voting record, the Dead DUmp Denizens are the most loyal Dhimmi'Rats there are.
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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2013, 03:53:22 PM »
It will be my new favorite DUmp category.
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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2013, 04:08:03 PM »
Nobody has even mentioned that FR/TBL troll K8-EEE, the one that just died of cancer, but, of course, they have mentioned AS. And mentioned him and mentioned him:

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 12:41 PM

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6. Andy Stephenson...



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115. Andy was a saint.
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80. Andy Stephenson

It is very important for us not forget Andy Stephenson, who was a tireless activist for voting rights who died of cancer at the age of 43 in Seattle in 2005. Beloved of DUers, he spent his final days surrounded by friends while being slandered by right wingers who claimed that his illness was a hoax, that the fund to raise $50K for an operation was a fraud and even dedicated a website to promoting such nonsense. There was once a Wikipedia article about Andy, but right wingers, wishing to cover their tracks after all the perfidy and slander they committed against him, organized in an unfortunately successful effort to get it removed.
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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2013, 08:45:46 PM »
These are the nominees thus far:

Redstone, aka Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, the Greatest Primitive Ever.
Khephra, whose mother announced his death thusly: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=2924776&mesg_id=2924776
nostamj, whoever the Hell that was
180, or oneighty, whatever
Gbnc, another primitive of little renown
MonkeyMan, a flatulent liar
K8-EEE, nominated by Anne Pritchett, so we all know what that means
TommyO
MaddieJoan
Sapphire Blue

Man, there's a lot of nonentities nominated.

the red round one
OlafTheWhite, nominated by the Bostonian Drunkard
Arkansas Liberal
Blonde at Last
troubleinwinter--damn, I wasn't aware the grossly obese "Polynesian" queen had passed
AlienGirl
JanusAscending
Alarcojon

Most seem to be about as memorable as the dump one took on July 19, 1987 or something.

Playahata
Steve Deshazer--ooops, forgot that one
Fearsidhe

And then there's two that the primitives aren't sure are dead yet:
NewYawker99
SwampRat

Longhorn
Givemebackmycountry
Tangerine LaBamba

The Senator
MazeRat7
AllJunkMail--who apparently had a "repuke" son, ProdigalJunkMail
5thGenDemocrat
ginbarn/ChickMagic--apparently a gynofascist
Wiley50--nominated by Hollis/Tom/Bill; two birds of a feather

Zodiak Ironfist/Zodiak
Fovea--apparently a bicyclist
The Long Haul Truck Driver
davidwolper--apparently some obscure film-maker, like lil Ava
nicknameless
lover of animals

MrJim
pnorman
Elizabeth Edwards
Hayu_lol
erma
massafra
merci_me
givemebackmycountry
never cry wolf

Housewolf--nominated by the addled pie-and-jam primitive

MedicalAdmin

Lots and lots of non-entities, but the above's the complete list thus far.
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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2013, 09:02:39 PM »
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No ThomWV?
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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2013, 09:05:31 PM »

No ThomWV?

Not yet, and no Pamela either.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2013, 09:07:43 PM »
Is dementedjeep going to reserve her spot on the new DUmp Zombie forum? I mean, what with her "terminal cancer and all", and not having long to live, she should be putting her final affairs in order, right?
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Re: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group!
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2013, 09:16:35 PM »
Also DUmmy WCGreen, the retired Cleveland wardheeler, who claims to be preparing to have all his innards replaced.

Apparently he plans to be field-dressed like a deer, then be refilled with a whole new set of guts.

On the off-chance it's true, and even more improbably he survives, it should provide a raft of epic bouncy tales.

Anyway, save a spot in the Dead DUmmy forum.