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primitives discuss fecal transplants (yes, really)
« on: March 15, 2013, 08:42:27 PM »
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Nay (5,549 posts)    Fri Mar 8, 2013, 06:16 AM

Has anyone here had a fecal transplant for constipation? I'm considering trying it.

Yes, folks, I'm still suffering from chronic constipation. I'm retired now, and Mr Nay and I want to do some traveling; unfortunately, constipation makes traveling a real pain. I have recently heard about fecal transplantation being helpful for IBS/C. difficile infections/diarrhea, and some people have said it even helps with chronic constipation.

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bluedave (344 posts)   Fri Mar 8, 2013, 08:59 AM

1. you must be shitting me

http://www.zippy-health.com/fecal-transplant-revolting-procedure-that-cures-severe-diarrhea/

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kdmorris (4,580 posts)    Fri Mar 8, 2013, 09:19 AM

2. I've never even heard of it

(Until now).

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Viva_La_Revolution (26,957 posts)    Fri Mar 8, 2013, 10:36 AM

3. try mixing oat and wheat fiber one or the the other doesn't help me stay regular, but for some reason if I eat both (usually in bread) I can keep things moving...
 
Googling shows the transplant is helpful for some. There don't seem to be any risks to the procedure. It might be worth it. (have you had your poo tested? that can tell you if your good bacteria is low.)

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MannyGoldstein  (20,603 posts)   Fri Mar 8, 2013, 02:47 PM

4. Sorry to hear it!

No experience with this myself. I know people who've said they've had good success with magnesium supplements, and with acidophilus pills.
 
Good luck with whatever you do!

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otohara (21,332 posts)    Sat Mar 9, 2013, 07:38 PM

5. magnesium chloride aka magnesium oil.

You can drink it unless you have kidney problems. Alta makes caps...http://www.vitacost.com/alta-health-products-magnesium-chloride

Rub it on your skin too - Transdermal Magnesium Therapy.

Take acidopholis

Hmmm.  So that must be why the pie-and-jam primitive, the grasswire primitive, overdosed on magnesium tablets a couple of years ago, and had to be sent to the emergency room at the hospital.  Apparently addled Judy was constipated.

However, there's an easy remedy to bowel problems and ailments.

Put some roughage and fiber into the diet.  Presto! problem solved.

But because that doesn't require drugs, the primitives won't buy it.
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Re: primitives discuss fecal transplants (yes, really)
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2013, 08:58:06 PM »
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Re: primitives discuss fecal transplants (yes, really)
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2013, 09:31:20 PM »
So let me see if I understand this... they want to take the poop out of someone else and put it up their ass? Cause they got chronic constipation?

Wow. I mean just wow. Just when I thought I had heard everything under the sun from the dummies... hell for that matter just when I had thought I had heard about everything period!!!!

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Re: primitives discuss fecal transplants (yes, really)
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2013, 09:34:03 PM »
Hope she tries the surgery.  I'm interested at what will be said at her funeral.

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Re: primitives discuss fecal transplants (yes, really)
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2013, 09:38:41 PM »
What the HELL is a fecal transplant.  The only thing I can think of is a gay gang bang.....
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Re: primitives discuss fecal transplants (yes, really)
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2013, 09:41:24 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on March 15, 2013, 09:31:20 PM
Wow. I mean just wow. Just when I thought I had heard everything under the sun from the dummies... hell for that matter just when I had thought I had heard about everything period!!!!

Words escape me.

^^^my reaction too, upon seeing this campfire; jawstruck.
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« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2013, 09:44:58 PM »
Odd as it sounds, it is a real thing, and it really works for some cases.  

I haven't heard of it being used at all for chronic constipation.  Never.  But I'm not an MD.  I have heard of it working wonderfully for people who were on long courses of antibiotics that essentially eliminated the good bacteria from their intestines.  They ended up with chronic diarrhea, poor absorption, skin problems (sometimes dangerous issues).  Sometimes yogurt isn't enough.

I hope I never need it.  It's just repulsive.
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Re: primitives discuss fecal transplants (yes, really)
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2013, 09:48:00 PM »
Dear DUmmy...just eat shit and die,okay?
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« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2013, 09:51:25 PM »
Quote from: longview on March 15, 2013, 09:44:58 PM

Ew.  I just now went to that link.

Apparently it's effective, and apparently it's been done for decades.

But what made me "ew" about it was that I originally thought it involved re-inserting one's own, well, one's own excresence, much like one's own blood's taken out and stored for later use in surgery.

But no.....it involves injecting someone else's.

Uh.....I dunno.
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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2013, 10:04:50 PM »
This just proves my long held theory. Most DUmmies are actually full of s%*t!
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« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2013, 10:10:54 PM »
Quote from: Carl on March 15, 2013, 09:48:00 PM
Dear DUmmy...just eat shit and die,okay?

We wish!   :II:
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« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2013, 10:11:42 PM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on March 15, 2013, 10:04:50 PM
This just proves my long held theory. Most DUmmies are actually full of s%*t!

The thing that irritates me about it is that she's now retired, meaning we taxpayers are going to pick up the tab for this, because it's probably Medicare.

Once 0bamacare's fully implemented though, about the best she's going to get from the physician is a loaf of whole-wheat whole-grain bread, which she should've been taking in the first place.
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Re: primitives discuss fecal transplants (yes, really)
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2013, 10:18:17 PM »
Quote from: longview on March 15, 2013, 09:44:58 PM
Odd as it sounds, it is a real thing, and it really works for some cases.  

I haven't heard of it being used at all for chronic constipation.  Never.  But I'm not an MD.  I have heard of it working wonderfully for people who were on long courses of antibiotics that essentially eliminated the good bacteria from their intestines.  They ended up with chronic diarrhea, poor absorption, skin problems (sometimes dangerous issues).  Sometimes yogurt isn't enough.

I hope I never need it.  It's just repulsive.

Strangely enough, yeah I've heard of this.  My understanding though is that it was for those that did not have normal levels of the bacteria (e.coli?) in their intestinal tract.

(D)Ullards should not have a problem with lack of feces.  They're full of it.  It does not surprise me that they would look at this as a relief from constipation.  Easier than getting off Mom's couch and preforming manual labor and slacking off on the Cheetos, I guess......

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Once 0bamacare's fully implemented though, about the best she's going to get from the physician is a loaf of whole-wheat whole-grain bread, which she should've been taking in the first place.

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Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on March 15, 2013, 10:18:17 PM
Strangely enough, yeah I've heard of this.  My understanding though is that it was for those that did not have normal levels of the bacteria (e.coli?) in their intestinal tract.

(D)Ullards should not have a problem with lack of feces.  They're full of it.  It does not surprise me that they would look at this as a relief from constipation.  Easier than getting off Mom's couch and preforming manual labor and slacking off on the Cheetos, I guess......

The primitives are notoriously anal-retentive.

Oh God, they're anal-retentive.

If they "suffer" from constipation, it's just that they don't want to let go of it.

Sigmund Freud wrote a whole book about this, anticipating the primitives by about a hundred years.
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« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2013, 11:15:27 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on March 15, 2013, 10:20:57 PM
The primitives are notoriously anal-retentive.

Oh God, they're anal-retentive.

If they "suffer" from constipation, it's just that they don't want to let go of it.

Sigmund Freud wrote a whole book about this, anticipating the primitives by about a hundred years.
I don't think they suffer from it.  I think they enjoy it.
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« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2013, 02:07:43 AM »
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I don't think they suffer from it.  I think they enjoy it.

Of course they really enjoy it.  It makes them a "victim."
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« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2013, 03:13:52 AM »
Constipation is a result of poor diet, sedentary lifestyle, and abundant drug useage.

DUmmie went 3 for 3.   :lol:
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« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2013, 03:30:31 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 16, 2013, 03:13:52 AM
Constipation is a result of poor diet, sedentary lifestyle, and abundant drug useage.

DUmmie went 3 for 3.   :lol:

It's part of the old hippie deal about "I can do anything I want to do, and if something bad happens, doctors and drugs'll fix it for me."

Like pigging out on candy, and then expecting diet pills to drop the fat.
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« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2013, 06:03:50 AM »
I haz duh solution for DUmmie constipation....buy a 55 gallon barrel of prune juice and drown herself in it.
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« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2013, 06:40:21 AM »
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Re: primitives discuss fecal transplants (yes, really)
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2013, 08:03:04 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 16, 2013, 03:13:52 AM
Constipation is a result of poor diet, sedentary lifestyle, and abundant drug useage.

DUmmie went 3 for 3.   :lol:
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« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2013, 08:13:39 AM »
As if they weren't full of enough shit already, they're packing more in.
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