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Re: the oblate spheroid explains the new Pope to the primitives
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2013, 05:46:36 PM »
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nadinbrzezinski (117,156 posts)    Wed Mar 13, 2013, 06:41 PM

On the new pope...he is a Jesuit

This might come as news to those not familiar with the Catholic Church, and I am not Catholic, but that is good news.* The Jesuits believe in education, in science. They embraced the enlightenment as part of human progress, to the point they were expelled from Nueva España, future Mexico, forty years before independence. These rabble rousers had crazy ideas about self determination you see.
 
Jesuits see no problem with the secular world.**

In fact, if you know a thing about Liberation Theology...he was also the number two vote getter last time round.

Which tells me the reform wing of the Church won this round.***
 
And that is a good thing.

Holy Molly, from what tweety just said...a liberation theologian was elected...

BREAKING NEWS from the Fictional Spirit-guide News Network

A new pope has been elected. Regardless of his order, if he is a Bible-believing Catholic it is bad news for progressives.

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Re: the oblate spheroid explains the new Pope to the primitives
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2013, 06:38:14 PM »
Of course no one knows where El Guapo gets the idea that Pope Francis the 1st is anything like she mentioned but since Rush was mentioned I can say that Rush said today that the new Pope is not some crazy left leaning idealog . This new Pope is considered to be equal in conservatism of the founding fathers of the United States. So whatever so called thoughts of changing with the values of the Church it may have ,it's not going to happen. It must suck raw eggs to be wrong like that,eh Gnads?
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Re: the oblate spheroid explains the new Pope to the primitives
« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2013, 06:40:41 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 14, 2013, 06:38:14 PM
Of course no one knows where El Guapo gets the idea that Pope Francis the 1st is anything like she mentioned but since Rush was mentioned I can say that Rush said today that the new Pope is not some crazy left leaning idealog . This new Pope is considered to be equal in conservatism of the founding fathers of the United States. So whatever so called thoughts of changing with the values of the Church it may have ,it's not going to happen. It must suck raw eggs to be wrong like that,eh Gnads?

Rush also said "if you don't like the teachings of the Church then leave it".

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Re: the oblate spheroid explains the new Pope to the primitives
« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2013, 06:48:14 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on March 14, 2013, 06:40:41 PM
Rush also said "if you don't like the teachings of the Church then leave it".

:clap:

I suspect the only time She ever saw the Pope or thought she did was during a Monty Python episode.
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Re: the oblate spheroid explains the new Pope to the primitives
« Reply #29 on: October 02, 2013, 09:27:19 AM »
Quote from: Karin on March 14, 2013, 07:15:49 AM
That Laelth is an idiot.  She posted here a long time ago.

Hello, Karin.  Nice to see you, too.   :cheersmate:

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Re: the oblate spheroid explains the new Pope to the primitives
« Reply #30 on: October 02, 2013, 09:43:29 AM »
Quote from: Laelth on October 02, 2013, 09:27:19 AM
Hello, Karin.  Nice to see you, too.   :cheersmate:

btw, I am a he and not a she, and I still peruse this site from time to time.  Hope you are well.

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Karin was only wrong on your gender and with most DUmbasses even that is never a certainty.
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Re: the oblate spheroid explains the new Pope to the primitives
« Reply #31 on: October 02, 2013, 09:58:24 AM »
Nads is at it again.  Cherry picking information found on the internet.  Sometimes Google is not your friend.   :rotf:
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Re: the oblate spheroid explains the new Pope to the primitives
« Reply #32 on: October 02, 2013, 10:11:47 AM »
Quote from: Carl on October 02, 2013, 09:43:29 AM
Karin was only wrong on your gender and with most DUmbasses even that is never a certainty.

LOL.  Hello, Carl.  Nice to see you too.   :cheersmate:

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