Well, I saw in this morning's news a link to a story about a piece of space debris falling down to earth and killing someone, so I rushed to it, to see if it was in northern New Jersey.
Alas, no; it was somewhere in China, and apparently it was a block of frozen sewage from a passenger airplane.
<<<wonders about the odds of anything like that falling on the brain-damaged primitive, releasing him from this mortal coil.