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Offline JakeStyle

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Public masturbation from OMAHA STEVE
« on: March 07, 2013, 09:40:22 PM »
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Star Member Omaha Steve (35,001 posts)                         Thu Mar 7, 2013, 10:05 PM

34,996 34,997 34,998 34,999 OMAHA STEVE post # 35,000 or bottles of beer on the wall?

I wish I knew how many replies I've had.

Nov 30, 2012: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021909082

Made a heck of a lot of friends.

He's a real DU success story :whatever:
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Re: Public masturbation from OMAHA STEVE
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2013, 09:44:44 PM »
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21. Sacker!!!!
*snort*
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Re: Public masturbation from OMAHA STEVE
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2013, 09:47:57 PM »
Well, this calls for a round of mini tacos.
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Re: Public masturbation from OMAHA STEVE
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2013, 09:52:10 PM »
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Re: Public masturbation from OMAHA STEVE
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2013, 09:52:33 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on March 07, 2013, 09:47:57 PM
Well, this calls for a round of mini tacos.
You cheapskate.
Mini-beers on Chris_.
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Re: Public masturbation from OMAHA STEVE
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2013, 11:11:47 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on March 07, 2013, 09:44:44 PM
*snort*

Don't know what El Guapos on about. 116K post and not one of them readable. OmahaSteve my not post whore but you can read them without a phone call to the NSA crypto section.
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Re: Public masturbation from OMAHA STEVE
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2013, 07:54:10 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 07, 2013, 11:11:47 PM
Don't know what El Guapos on about. 116K post and not one of them readable. OmahaSteve my not post whore but you can read them without a phone call to the NSA crypto section.

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The director of the department says that without the proper training, experience, and computer program that the best way to make a successful translation is to attempt to become the text's composer. In the case of nadin this would require becoming extremely drunk, pounding your head repeatedly against a brick wall, and removing portions of the thought center of you brain. The director urges caution.
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Re: Public masturbation from OMAHA STEVE
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2013, 08:12:33 AM »
Quote from: Skul on March 07, 2013, 09:52:33 PM
You cheapskate.
Mini-beers on Chris_.
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Do they still sell those 8-oz. bottles of beer?
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Re: Public masturbation from OMAHA STEVE
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2013, 08:14:10 AM »
Chris--7 oz beers, and yes, at bars, mostly.

Frankly, I'm not sure if I'd want to consider the visual of OS rubbing one out, assuming he could even find it under all those rolls.
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Re: Public masturbation from OMAHA STEVE
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2013, 08:16:15 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on March 08, 2013, 08:12:33 AM
Do they still sell those 8-oz. bottles of beer?

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Re: Public masturbation from OMAHA STEVE
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2013, 08:16:48 AM »
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Omaha Steve (35,006 posts)
50. Party on


I'm headed to bed under the weather.


Isn't this a daily occurrence?


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Re: Public masturbation from OMAHA STEVE
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2013, 08:24:20 AM »
Quote from: formerlurker on March 08, 2013, 08:16:48 AM

Isn't this a daily occurrence?




Well, in his case, "under the weather" is code for fapping himself silly at home to ghey hentai pron.
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Re: Public masturbation from OMAHA STEVE
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2013, 08:36:58 AM »
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Star Member Omaha Steve (35,001 posts)                         Thu Mar 7, 2013, 10:05 PM

34,996 34,997 34,998 34,999 OMAHA STEVE post # 35,000 or bottles of beer on the wall?

I wish I knew how many replies I've had.

Nov 30, 2012: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021909082

Made a heck of a lot of friends.

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Re: Public masturbation from OMAHA STEVE
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2013, 12:27:10 PM »
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21. Sacker!!!!

Nutcase Nadin can't even spell "slacker" right.
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Re: Public masturbation from OMAHA STEVE
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2013, 12:32:43 PM »
Quote from: Reality vs DU on March 08, 2013, 12:27:10 PM
Nutcase Nadin can't even spell "slacker" right.

or maybe his real job is working for a grocery store?
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Re: Public masturbation from OMAHA STEVE
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2013, 12:34:00 PM »
Quote from: Reality vs DU on March 08, 2013, 12:27:10 PM
Nutcase Nadin can't even spell "slacker" right.

That was actually in context...poor fat, addled, Steve can't rub one out, so he has to punch himself in the balls for gratification.
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Re: Public masturbation from OMAHA STEVE
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2013, 02:37:55 PM »
Never ever ever mention Stevie and anything of a sexual nature in the same sentence. I can't stop puking.
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Re: Public masturbation from OMAHA STEVE
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2013, 03:30:54 PM »
This is the Omaha weeper's favorite time of year.

High school girls' basketball tournament.

He's exhausted.
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