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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2013, 01:05:15 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on March 08, 2013, 05:26:51 AM
Uh-huh.....Peace Corps? 

 :whatever:

Uh-huh.....Thailand?  Popular destination for tourists, turd.  Peace Corps? Not so much.

 :whatever:

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Isn't that were men go to find little boys and girls to diddle?
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2013, 01:12:36 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 08, 2013, 01:05:15 PM
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Isn't that were men go to find little boys and girls to diddle?

And get cheap "reassignment" surgery.
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2013, 02:21:58 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on March 08, 2013, 07:12:36 AM
Hmmpf, I oughta bitchslap you for denigrating Al Bundy that way.

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He said it himself on more than one episode. :-)
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2013, 03:14:15 PM »
If Thailand is such a hot place to be , (when muslims are not taking schools over to terrorize or when your not stepping on land mines or there to find kids to molest ) then by all means go there and don't take a laptop with you or by a PC to continue to post about how much you hate their laws because they will send the cops or the military after you. Not so much here
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2013, 06:22:42 PM »
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America....

America is NOT the greatest country on Earth.
America is NOT better than any country.
America is NOT the land of the free.
America is NOT the land of opportunity
America is NOT the shining city on a hill
America is NOT a light for all nations
America IS hypocrisy.

Looks like somebody is suffering withdrawal and needs a fix. What is the matter, addict? You not have enough money to buy your next fix? Your dealer cut you off?

Well I am here to help!!!! Here is what you do, dummie. Get you a couple 5 gallons tanks of gasoline. Go into an enclosed room, make it as airtight as possible now, and then pour it all over your head and body and breath deeply. After about 10 minutes, fire up the one hitter.  You will forget all about your withdrawal symptoms.

I'm told it works quite well to alleviate withdrawal. 
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2013, 06:30:48 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on March 08, 2013, 06:22:42 PM
Looks like somebody is suffering withdrawal and needs a fix. What is the matter, addict? You not have enough money to buy your next fix? Your dealer cut you off?

Well I am here to help!!!! Here is what you do, dummie. Get you a couple 5 gallons tanks of gasoline. Go into an enclosed room, make it as airtight as possible now, and then pour it all over your head and body and breath deeply. After about 10 minutes, fire up the one hitter.  You will forget all about your withdrawal symptoms.

I'm told it works quite well to alleviate withdrawal. 

His demise would be as glorious as it would be brief!   :fuelfire: 
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2013, 06:44:27 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 08, 2013, 06:30:48 PM
His demise would be as glorious as it would be brief!   :fuelfire: 

Well DD... we all know the ending to his story even though it hasn't been written yet. He might as well go out in a glorious ball of flame now and save the taxpayers some money.
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2013, 11:29:53 PM »
Hey Tav old buddy...

It's moments like this that I feel the need to remind you that it's down the street not across the road.

Alternatively - make sure you get your whole head in front of the shotgun.

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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #33 on: March 09, 2013, 01:54:54 AM »
You know, when I first read through this thread I thought "man, he serves no useful purpose in this world!" But really, he's a living breathing example of what a drugged out loser looks like. Someone I can point out to my grandchildren. Someone who lost his humanity & compassion long ago. Someone who no longer knows how to do anything but bitch and complain while thinking himself to be profound. Hey Tav, the world is laughing at you, you ****ing loser!

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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #34 on: March 09, 2013, 07:02:59 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on March 09, 2013, 01:54:54 AM
You know, when I first read through this thread I thought "man, he serves no useful purpose in this world!" But really, he's a living breathing example of what a drugged out loser looks like. Someone I can point out to my grandchildren. Someone who lost his humanity & compassion long ago. Someone who no longer knows how to do anything but bitch and complain while thinking himself to be profound. Hey Tav, the world is laughing at you, you ****ing loser!

Cindie

No one is completely useless. They can still serve as a bad example.
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