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Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« on: March 07, 2013, 06:10:43 PM »
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Thu Mar 7, 2013, 03:45 PM
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America....

America is NOT the greatest country on Earth.
America is NOT better than any country.
America is NOT the land of the free.
America is NOT the land of opportunity
America is NOT the shining city on a hill
America is NOT a light for all nations
America IS hypocrisy.

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Thu Mar 7, 2013, 03:50 PM
spanone (70,994 posts)

3. you haven't spent much time overseas.....


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Taverner (52,458 posts)

9. I spent SEVERAL years overseas. 2 1/2 of them serving our country in the Peace Corps
In Thailand.

While there I also went to Vietnam, where the rainforest canopy still hasn't grown back.
 
I went to Cambodia and Laos...

So, no, you are mistaken



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11. The America I speak of is the one that bombs "everything that moves"

and does drone strikes on unsuspecting civilians

I've seen the results.

It's not pretty.

The America I speak of sees the rest of the planet as it's own private toilet



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8. Lost the cable remote again?








 
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2013, 06:13:13 PM »
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11. The America I speak of is the one that bombs "everything that moves"

and does drone strikes on unsuspecting civilians

I've seen the results.

It's not pretty.

The America I speak of sees the rest of the planet as it's own private toilet

And the normal, decent people in America see you as the turd floating in the toilet.

Just leave if you don't like. I'll even hold the door open for you.
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2013, 06:15:24 PM »
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8. Lost the cable remote again?

More likely his TV is stuck on Current, and he doesn't know/forgot how/too f'n lazy to change the channels.
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2013, 06:24:09 PM »
Sorry piece of trash. Never went further then a National Geographic magazine article. His monthly check from Uncle 0 is probably late due to the Sequester. Sucks to be you and yeah start walking to the border to which ever place you think is better ****stick.
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2013, 06:26:42 PM »
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24. Well...

I recognize people with "problems". They aren't too hard to miss.

Taverner, I think that your fellow DUmpmonkey is talking about you and I think he's saying that you have problems.

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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2013, 06:27:44 PM »
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What is to be done. Number One: Dismantle the Empire

That means closing off all but essential overseas bases. For me that would be our South Korea presence ONLY.
 
Number Two: Leave the "war on terra" to the cops. They're better at it. Seriously. They foiled the LA 2K plot, which would have turned parts of LA into rubble.
 
Number Three: Stop trying to control other countries through manipulative foreign policy.
 
Number Four: Instead of "National Interest" we should be thinking in terms of "Global Interest"


Legalize drugs, dismantle the military - DUmmy Taverner is a full-blown Paulbot.
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2013, 06:35:09 PM »
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9. I spent SEVERAL years overseas. 2 1/2 of them serving our country in the Peace Corps
In Thailand.

Is serving in the Peace Corps really serving the country? 
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2013, 06:45:28 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 07, 2013, 06:35:09 PM
Is serving in the Peace Corps really serving the country? 

He probably spent his time in Thailand shooting up opium and having sex with kathoeys.  If he really was in the Peace Corps, that is.  DUmmies lie.
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2013, 06:56:29 PM »
Hi Tav

The door is this way.

<-------

So, since I know in my heart that you ain't going to use the door why don't you run for office and be the change?

Since I know in my heart that you are not going to run for office and be the change where does that leave us, hmm?

Answer: An impotent drug addict that is going to sit behind a computer screen and do nothing but whine which is fine I guess, just keep in mind that you are an impotent drug addict that ain't going to do anything but whine.
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2013, 07:00:15 PM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on March 07, 2013, 06:56:29 PM
Hi Tav

The door is this way.

<-------

So, since I know in my heart that you ain't going to use the door why don't you run for office and be the change?

Since I know in my heart that you are not going to run for office and be the change where does that leave us, hmm?

Answer: An impotent drug addict that is going to sit behind a computer screen and do nothing but whine which is fine I guess, just keep in mind that you are an impotent drug addict that ain't going to do anything but whine.

More importantly, EK . . . we know it. :-) :fuelfire:
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2013, 07:25:02 PM »
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America....

America is NOT the greatest country on Earth.
America is NOT better than any country.
America is NOT the land of the free.
America is NOT the land of opportunity
America is NOT the shining city on a hill
America is NOT a light for all nations
America IS hypocrisy.
Spoken like a true loser.
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2013, 08:25:10 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 07, 2013, 06:35:09 PM
Is serving in the Peace Corps really serving the country? 
No. It's more like being a hippy on the tax-payers dollar.
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2013, 09:49:13 PM »
Hey Tav, just overdose already.
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2013, 09:53:25 PM »
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Hey Tav, just overdose already.

Yes, please! 

I'll even hold the syringe for you.  :-)
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2013, 10:02:54 PM »
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Yes, please! 

I'll even hold the syringe for you.  :-)
That's a labor intensive job.
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2013, 03:38:27 AM »
Quote from: Dblhaul on March 07, 2013, 09:49:13 PM
Hey Tav, just overdose already.

I'd prefer that he injected air into his veins, myself.
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2013, 05:26:51 AM »
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9. I spent SEVERAL years overseas. 2 1/2 of them serving our country in the Peace Corps
In Thailand.

Uh-huh.....Peace Corps? 

 :whatever:

Uh-huh.....Thailand?  Popular destination for tourists, turd.  Peace Corps? Not so much.

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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2013, 06:25:43 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 07, 2013, 06:35:09 PM
Is serving in the Peace Corps really serving the country? 

Sure. Al Bundy served his country by playing high school football. :-)
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2013, 07:12:36 AM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on March 08, 2013, 06:25:43 AM
Sure. Al Bundy served his country by playing high school football. :-)

Hmmpf, I oughta bitchslap you for denigrating Al Bundy that way.

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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2013, 07:24:47 AM »
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15. I wouldn't live anywhere else.
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16. Me neither. Somebody has to kill the beast. NT


Right.  All you're going to do is continue to drool and nod in a drugged stupor.  Why don't you off yourself already?
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2013, 08:00:03 AM »
So the country that has the moral fiber and material wealth to create, fund, train and dispatch the Peace Corps is shittier than the countries that NEED the Peace Corps to advance themselves?
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2013, 08:01:37 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on March 08, 2013, 08:00:03 AM
So the country that creates, funds, trains and dispatches the Peace Corps is shittier than the countries that NEED the Peace Corps to advance themselves?

Well, yeah, duh, cuz it's due to our Evil Empire they need help. (DU mode)
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2013, 08:10:42 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 07, 2013, 06:35:09 PM
Is serving in the Peace Corps really serving the country? 

The guy I went to HS with and spent a couple of years in Tibet/Nepal in the Peace Corps thinks it was HARDER than being in the military.  And yeah, he's a full-on flaming moonbat lib.

Oh, and Taverner?  Walk into a VFW or American Legion Post and start spewing that shit.  Even TiT (or whatever the **** his name is now), 11Poseur, or any of your other POS "veterans" won't be able to save you after the first sentence.
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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2013, 10:24:55 AM »
I've been wondering about the Tavernturd. It seems like every single post that he makes he is trying to get one single point across to the world. The problem is that he's being extremely verbose about it, and I worry that all of that excess typing may cause him some sort of carpal-tunnel problems.

I've decided to use my fictional spirit-guide mojo to help Tavernturd. To essentially concentrate the point that he's constantly trying to get across to the world into fewer words that he can just copy and paste anytime he'd like to post.


So Tavernturd, if you're lurking, the below is just for you because of my concern for your health. These other Cavers don't care about you're well-being, but I do because I'm a caring fictional spirit-guide. Anytime, anytime at all, that you feel like posting just copy and paste the below, and it will let the world know exactly what you are trying to put forth in your posts.

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Re: Intravenous Drug Addict Taverner Describes America
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2013, 01:04:22 PM »
Is that his kind of Highchu?
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