« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: My feminist bouncy  (Read 2595 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline longview

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3292
  • Reputation: +224/-34
My feminist bouncy
« on: March 03, 2013, 11:33:03 AM »
I'm still shaking as I type this.

So, I needed a program loaded onto my computer.  It's an important one so I took it to the computer place.  The guys kept it two days and then called an said it was ready.

When I went to pick it up I asked what I owed.  The guy waiting on me said it was so easy to do there was no charge.  THEN from somewhere in back, another guy calls out, "Bring us cookies.  No store bought, either."  COOKIES!  Do they think that everyone born with a uterus is here to cook for them?

I shouted that that Friedman chic didn't burn her bra in the 60s so I could barter for services with cookies in the whatever this decade is called!  I thought maybe even a cleaning lady might applaud my point, but looking around, I had stunned them into silence, the person holding the broom was male, too.  Taking jobs away from women!

As I left, I bemoaned the lack of foilage in my region.  No bushes for a cop to be, or better an attorney who would respresent me (pro bono) when I sue.
Logged

Offline longview

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3292
  • Reputation: +224/-34
Re: My feminist bouncy
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2013, 11:33:33 AM »
So how was that?   :wink:
Logged

Offline Chris_

  • Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46845
  • Reputation: +2028/-266
Re: My feminist bouncy
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2013, 11:45:50 AM »
 :rofl:
Logged
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

Offline seahorse513

  • I don't take shit from anyone!!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5260
  • Reputation: +492/-247
  • British by birth, American thru naturalization
Re: My feminist bouncy
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2013, 12:33:41 PM »
I dunno, I would make them cookies!! Especially if they were cute!!! :naughty:
Logged
The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money".  Lady Maggie Thatcher

Offline Chris_

  • Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46845
  • Reputation: +2028/-266
Re: My feminist bouncy
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2013, 12:34:14 PM »
Compared to what some of those places charge, if all you had to do was bake cookies, you got off easy.
Logged
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

Offline formerlurker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9692
  • Reputation: +802/-833
Re: My feminist bouncy
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2013, 01:02:17 PM »
I would have made them cookies also.

Logged

Offline Maxiest

  • Chief Interruptor Officer
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2471
  • Reputation: +156/-101
  • IT Guru - Social Media Wizard - Recovery Advocate
Re: My feminist bouncy
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2013, 01:09:12 PM »
 :rofl:
Logged
"The society that puts equality before freedom will end up with neither; the society that puts freedom before equality will end up with a great measure of both."

"Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program."

"We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork."

-Milton Friedman

Offline longview

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3292
  • Reputation: +224/-34
Re: My feminist bouncy
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2013, 01:30:50 PM »
I DID make cookies for them.  lol 

The idea for the bouncy came while I was making them.  Just figured lib gals would pitch a feminazi-style fit, since they are against everything and look for trouble everywhere.  I had an afterthought:  I could have added that one guy was "Hanging his head in shame, probably because of guilt from his white male priveledge."  Gads they are loony people.

The computer guys are getting some of these and so are the people at the tire place who rather than have my daughter get her car towed when she blew the sidewall one front tire and getting stuck in a ice pit, went out and put a new one on so she could get it to the shop to fix the other that also needed changed but would make it a little ways.  They wouldn't take money for doing that, either. 

Here's the cookies. 

Logged

Offline IassaFTots

  • In WTF-istan, I am considered a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13972
  • Reputation: +770/-274
  • Oh well, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.
Re: My feminist bouncy
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2013, 02:31:57 PM »
Those cookies look great.  Way to go!
Logged
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

The infinite is possible at zombocom.  www.zombo.com

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." ~ Martin Luther King
 
“Political Correctness is about turning a blind eye to painful reality because your comfortable feelings are more important to you than saving lives and providing quality of life to people who work their ass off to be productive and are a benefit to this great American Dream"  ~Ted Nugent

Offline Celtic Rose

  • All American Girl
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4157
  • Reputation: +311/-32
Re: My feminist bouncy
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2013, 02:57:30 PM »
You are single handedly dragging the feminist movement back 5 decades with those cookies :panic:

Logged

Offline Maxiest

  • Chief Interruptor Officer
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2471
  • Reputation: +156/-101
  • IT Guru - Social Media Wizard - Recovery Advocate
Re: My feminist bouncy
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2013, 03:08:33 PM »
 :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader:
Quote from: Celtic Rose on March 03, 2013, 02:57:30 PM
You are single handedly dragging the feminist movement back 5 decades with those cookies :panic:


Logged
"The society that puts equality before freedom will end up with neither; the society that puts freedom before equality will end up with a great measure of both."

"Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program."

"We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork."

-Milton Friedman

Offline NHSparky

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24431
  • Reputation: +1280/-617
  • Where are you going? I was gonna make espresso!
Re: My feminist bouncy
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2013, 06:11:24 PM »
Did you substitute Ex-Lax for the chocolate chips?
Logged
“Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian.”  -Henry Ford

Offline Maxiest

  • Chief Interruptor Officer
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2471
  • Reputation: +156/-101
  • IT Guru - Social Media Wizard - Recovery Advocate
Re: My feminist bouncy
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2013, 06:18:46 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 03, 2013, 06:11:24 PM
Did you substitute Ex-Lax for the chocolate chips?

Women Power!
Logged
"The society that puts equality before freedom will end up with neither; the society that puts freedom before equality will end up with a great measure of both."

"Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program."

"We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork."

-Milton Friedman

Offline BlueStateSaint

  • Here I come to save the day, because I'm a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32553
  • Reputation: +1560/-191
  • RIP FDNY Lt. Rich Nappi d. 4/16/12
Re: My feminist bouncy
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2013, 07:48:41 AM »
Quote from: Maxiest on March 03, 2013, 06:18:46 PM
Women Power!

Actually, that would be Colon Power! :fuelfire:
Logged
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
Chase her even when she's yours.
That's the only way you'll be assured to never lose her.
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »