SO, I'm at work today, checking out a customer with a cartful of plumbing materials. He says that he has three jobs to do. He starts complaining about how Obama has made running his business harder. He says that he never had those problems when Bush was in office.
Suddenly, the customer behind him, who had a cart of fifty bags of Cheetos (some of them already open, their contents spilling out on the floor) spoke up.
"Rethuglicans always **** up everything," he said as his mouth released the most noxious smell I've ever e countered. "Look at what Boosh did and how good Democrats are. They help poor people!"
After we overcame the smell of the libtard's breath, my customer said, "Yeah genius, look at the wonderful things democrats have done to Detroit and California and golly gee, look at the wonderful job Barry's doing."
We both sort of chuckled at that.
The moonbat's face got red.
"You evil Repukes are in it for the money. You don't care a damn about your fellow man."
"I beg to differ. I tithe to my church and donate time, money and services to various causes. What do you do?" asked the plumber.
With that, the moonbat stormed out and yelled, "Just wait until I post this at DU!!!"
