Cancelled Thunderbirds

[CG6468]

Proudly stolen from another site.

Great News!

In response to millions of angry Air Show enthusiasts over the bogus grounding of the Thunderbirds for phoney idiotic political reasons, there has been an arrangement made with the major circuses with 'Human Cannonball Cannon' operators, to travel to all previously scheduled Thunderbird Air Show locations, where at least 5 politicians and 500 welfare recipients will be shot from the cannons to streak across the sky in various tight formations at each show.

Note: The screaming sounds of the fighter jets will be replaced by the screaming of the politicians and welfare recipients streaking across the sky.

Also Note: As there will be no human cannonball nets provided (to save money), all spectators are advised to not go near the far end of the runway(s) until the disposal crews have cleaned up the goo and mangled body parts laying there.

[JohnnyReb]

"Shooting the shit".......just went from a group of good old boys sitting around lying to each other to a spectator sport.....