I used to clip coupons, litter my purse with them, and then end up throwing them away because I forgot to use them. It's true that a lot of the coupons aren't as good as they used to be, but damn, this just goes to show the primitives will whine about anything.
Boo hoo, those evil corporations aren't discounting enough! They are robbing us blind by giving a lesser price than retail!
Poor me, no one wants to be seen in public with me, so I can't get anyone to buy one so I can have one free. Damn you traitorous rethuglikkan restaurant owners! God knows I'm too picky to find one thing on the menu that I could get free and eat later. Plus, I don't eat leftovers. It's beneath my dignity.
Buy one get one is a scam because I'm too lazy to carry the free one home for later. They should pay me a living wage to get that shit home!
I honestly don't know why they don't just end it all. Life is so unfair.