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Offline Kimberly

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Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« on: February 27, 2013, 07:26:10 PM »
Link of joy

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Fri Feb 22, 2013, 01:33 PM
 Taverner (52,375 posts)

When you die, there will be nobody waiting to greet you
There will be no white light, no reunion with loved ones, no long gone pets, children or parents.

Friends who died before you won't meet you in the afterlife, and there will be no paradise.

That is because there is no heaven. No hell.

Just now.

Just here.

If you regret something you did, you will never have a chance to change it.

All we have is now - RIGHT now, as a matter of fact.

So what are you doing right now?

Psst..taverner...no one will miss you when you're gone either.

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Fri Feb 22, 2013, 01:38 PM
 CaliforniaPeggy (102,515 posts)
3. You're in a dark place today, my dear Taverner...

Right now I'm sitting here, typing my words to you. Pretty soon, my husband and I will go out for an early lunch...

I agree that all we have is now. In fact, I recently wrote this poem about that very thing. Perhaps you'll enjoy it.


Bright Line

now is its time

the rest is either over
or

never

Time slides over us
we are hardly aware
it does not stand still

Do we realize

the future may never arrive
and the past is

done

Here is our bright line

We must live
on this spot
or
watch as

it
hisses under
us

it will turn to drab grey nothing
and

vanish.


 :lame:
 


 
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Offline thundley4

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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2013, 07:32:47 PM »
*blink* *blink* *blink*
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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2013, 07:33:40 PM »
The random extra spaces make it extra special.
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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2013, 08:14:41 PM »
Hey DAT--I need to read some Vogon poetry now (think 'detox').  You got any examples?
« Last Edit: February 27, 2013, 08:16:55 PM by BlueStateSaint »
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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2013, 08:56:41 PM »
We must live
on this spot
or
watch as

it
hisses under
us

Watchdog barking, do he bite?
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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2013, 09:06:38 PM »
Obama

The End All

The Be All

The Alpha

The Omega.

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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2013, 09:12:52 PM »
Taverner is lucky there is a thereafter, otherwise there would be a lot less of his kind around, and a lot more of mine. 
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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2013, 09:17:24 PM »
So I could slowly torture a hundred liberals to death and there will never be a moral accounting of my soul.


SCHWEET!
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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2013, 09:25:49 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on February 27, 2013, 09:17:24 PM
So I could slowly torture a hundred liberals to death and there will never be a moral accounting of my soul.


SCHWEET!

Let me know if and when you need help, or just an assistant.  I'm a fast learner, and not afraid to get my hands bloody dirty.   :evillaugh:
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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2013, 11:16:04 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 27, 2013, 08:14:41 PM
Hey DAT--I need to read some Vogon poetry now (think 'detox').  You got any examples?

Actually, I was thinking that heavy doses of scheduled narcotics were probably a very good idea where CalPig's poetry is concerned.
« Last Edit: February 27, 2013, 11:42:43 PM by DumbAss Tanker »
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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2013, 11:26:12 PM »
Oh yes, this. Tav is still as miserable as ever, and Peggy's poetry is still as bad as ever.
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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2013, 11:29:30 PM »
I prefer my poetry from Psalms
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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2013, 12:14:12 AM »
What, not an old hooha or nipples in the mix??
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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2013, 02:43:02 AM »
Quote from: BEG on February 28, 2013, 12:14:12 AM
What, not an old hooha or nipples in the mix??

Hush, I'm working on my ode to you.    :lmao:
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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2013, 04:22:47 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 27, 2013, 08:56:41 PM
We must live
on this spot
or
watch as

it
hisses under
us

Watchdog barking, do he bite?

H5 for coming up with poetry almost at the level of Calpig's, and 'detoxing' me.

DAT, I see where you're going--actual toxins to detox one from CalPig's poetry.  It might work!
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"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2013, 07:37:29 AM »
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Watchdog barking, do he bite?



I burst out laughing.  

*hiss*  *hiss*  *hiss*



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Response to Taverner (Original post)
Sat Feb 23, 2013, 03:05 PM
Festivito (12,125 posts)
73. Wondering why someone would post something like that.

I doubt the person knows. 
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Response to Festivito (Reply #73)
Sat Feb 23, 2013, 09:13 PM
 Taverner (52,375 posts)
75. Because I am sick of this war menality!

I want us to go to a peacetime economy - not the perpetual war our leaders have consigned us to...
 

Damn this passion of mine!!!

« Last Edit: February 28, 2013, 07:46:14 AM by Karin »
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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2013, 07:48:23 AM »
The drug-addled DUmb**** shows us his ass:

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Sat Feb 23, 2013, 09:13 PM
 Taverner (52,375 posts)
75. Because I am sick of this war menality!

I want us to go to a peacetime economy - not the perpetual war our leaders have consigned us to...

And just which party is the current "leader," TavernSludge? :???: :whistling: ::)
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"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2013, 08:04:41 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 28, 2013, 02:43:02 AM
Hush, I'm working on my ode to you.    :lmao:

Get to work man!
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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2013, 09:05:21 AM »
Quote from:
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We must live
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or
watch as

it
hisses under
us

The cars hiss by my window
Like the waves down on the beach

The Doors - Cars Hiss By My Window (1971)

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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2013, 09:32:14 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 27, 2013, 08:56:41 PM
We must live
on this spot
or
watch as

it
hisses under
us

Watchdog barking, do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord
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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2013, 09:43:25 AM »
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Bright Line

now is its time

the rest is either over
or

never

Time slides over us
we are hardly aware
it does not stand still

Do we realize

the future may never arrive
and the past is

done

Here is our bright line

We must live
on this spot
or
watch as

it
hisses under
us

it will turn to drab grey nothing
and

vanish.


Thank you CalPeg - The Big Book of Poetry has been longing for an inspired new entry.
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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2013, 10:03:03 AM »
Roses are red

Violets are blue

Awh hell, screw you
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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2013, 10:10:26 AM »
I can't wait for Miskie's piece!!!   :hyper:
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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2013, 10:17:49 AM »
I'm sure Taverner hopes he is right, if he's wrong then he may have Hell to pay.
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Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2013, 10:23:29 AM »
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75. Because I am sick of this war menality!

I want us to go to a peacetime economy - not the perpetual war our leaders have consigned us to...

If this is our only go-around and there is none to judge us why wouldn't I develop a war mentality to simply take that which pleases me.

"If God is dead, everything is permitted."
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