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DU: going price for a black man now worth less than a few fish
« on: February 27, 2013, 06:01:23 AM »
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Love hurts: Man arrested for releasing helium balloon with his girlfriend

Anthony Brasfield saw romance when he released a dozen heart-shaped balloons into the sky over Dania Beach with his sweetie. A Florida Highway Patrol trooper saw a felony.
 
Brasfield, 40, and his girlfriend, Shaquina Baxter, were in the parking lot of the Motel 6 on Dania Beach Boulevard when he released the shiny red and silver mylar balloons and watched them float away Sunday morning.
 
Also watching the romantic gesture: an FHP trooper, who instead noted probable cause for an environmental crime.
 
Brasfield was charged with polluting to harm humans, animals, plants, etc. under the Florida Air and Water Pollution Control Act.
 
http://touch.sun-sentinel.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-74532061/

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3. Good...

http://balloonsblow.org

You will probably watch the balloon until it floats out of sight. But many may not realize that what goes up must come down. And come down they do, as litter on our planet.
 
The balloon will continue to climb in elevation until the atmospheric pressure will cause most to pop and some to slowly deflate and float down to Earth; but all will then descend to Earth where some will fall on land while most will fall in the vast ocean. This is where the balloon is clearly considered litter. After landing, the balloon (with or without ribbons) become a ticking time bomb. The balloon can have devastating impacts on wildlife and the environment. Balloons take years to break down. This gives plenty of time for wildlife to encounter this seemingly harmless, killer.

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5. Was there a fine for taking her to Motel 6 also?

He should have skipped the balloons and gotten a better room.

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19. LMAO!! No shit!

I mean, hells bells. Go for the damned Comfort Suites AT LEAST!

Poor people LOL!

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Texasgal (12,860 posts)

6. I assumed by now that most people

know not to release balloons in to the sky.

What a dumbass.

It takes a dumbass to use force of arms to criminalize a human being for releasing a few balloons.

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7. Officer! Arrest those scientists!

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( Stoneman Douglas High School, Courtesy )
Members of the Stoneman Douglas High School Astronomy Club prepare a weather balloon last weekend with cameras with the goal of reaching 100k feet to shoot the black edge of space.
 

And these!

[vids]

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Texasgal (12,860 posts)

10. Weather balloons as opposed to

happy birthday balloons?

Really?

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Xipe Totec (29,315 posts)

12. What's the difference?

Same materials, same effect.

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Texasgal (12,860 posts)

13. except that when we say it's okay

for everyone to drop a balloon for any reason there will be much more trash.

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Xipe Totec (29,315 posts)

14. Laws apply to everyone - no exceptions

Selective enforcement is discrimination and a valid reason to throw out a case against anyone.

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Texasgal (12,860 posts)

15. If Florida doesn't arrest the

"scientists" the onus is on them.

The law is there for a reason.

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16. Balloons fall into the ocean and are eaten by turtles and fish.

In the 1980s marine animals stranded on beaches were found to be starving with stomachs full of plastics. Biologists found these whales, turtles, and other animals were eating balloons, bags, and other plastic debris, washed from land to the ocean, mistaking the plastics for food. Helium filled balloons have been found hundreds of miles from their release sites, sometimes drifting over water or near water on the wind. The National Park Service responded to this threat to marine life with legislation prohibiting helium filled balloons in parks to prevent injury and death to marine animals. Please leave balloons at home, inside, where they can not escape to become deadly.
 
http://www.nps.gov/anac/planyourvisit/balloons-and-hot-coals-and-the-earth.htm


Sounds like the trooper knows the law.

http://www.google.com/search?q=turtles+eat+balloons

Remind me why this requires a response by armed agents of the state.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022432485
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Re: DU: going priced for a black man now worth less than a few fish
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2013, 06:15:40 AM »
DUmmies actually come out in support of arresting people for releasing balloons....?

I now know a great way to trike fear into liberal enviroweenies everywhere. Mass balloon releases.

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Re: DU: going priced for a black man now worth less than a few fish
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2013, 06:42:07 AM »
DUmmies actually come out in support of arresting people for releasing balloons....?

I now know a great way to trike fear into liberal enviroweenies everywhere. Mass balloon releases.


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Re: DU: going price for a black man now worth less than a few fish
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2013, 07:41:20 AM »
I don't remember so well any more but didn't the democrats release a bunch of balloons at one of there Obama gatherings? :???:
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Re: DU: going price for a black man now worth less than a few fish
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2013, 08:17:45 AM »
I don't remember so well any more but didn't the democrats release a bunch of balloons at one of there Obama gatherings? :???:

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Re: DU: going price for a black man now worth less than a few fish
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2013, 09:25:28 AM »


Please, please, please, someone with a mole go post this picture!

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Re: DU: going price for a black man now worth less than a few fish
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2013, 11:53:00 AM »
We need massive funding to have police stake out county and state fairs all over the country to catch kids letting balloons go.


On a side note, several times I have filled latex gloves with hydrogen and let them float away at work.


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Re: DU: going price for a black man now worth less than a few fish
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2013, 12:02:06 PM »
We need massive funding to have police stake out county and state fairs all over the country to catch kids letting balloons go.


On a side note, several times I have filled latex gloves with hydrogen and let them float away at work.



Hey, as kids we used to put lead strips in a COKE bottle, add red devil lye and water, cap with a condom and wait for it to fill up. Then tie a knot in the end of the condom and release......hey, it was the 50's. What other use did teenage boys have a condom back then?
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Re: DU: going price for a black man now worth less than a few fish
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2013, 12:16:48 PM »
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13. except that when we say it's okay

for everyone to drop a balloon for any reason there will be much more trash.

I just thought of a great way to eliminate a LOT of trash. You DUmb****s could do an immitation of Jonestown. Problem solved. And hell, you'd create jobs, too. Someone would have to clean up that icky mess. You'd do more there than you have in your entire lives.

What a stupid, no doubt "progressive" cop.

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Re: Re: DU: going price for a black man now worth less than a few fish
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2013, 12:38:50 PM »
A balloon landing in the ocean is a ticking time bomb? :mental:
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Re: DU: going price for a black man now worth less than a few fish
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2013, 12:55:59 PM »
Please, please, please, someone with a mole go post this picture!

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It would be the last picture that they post.
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Re: DU: going price for a black man now worth less than a few fish
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2013, 02:56:08 PM »
These are the same type of environmental nazis who want you to toss birdseed at the bride and groom, replacing a thousand-year tradition of rice.

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Re: DU: going price for a black man now worth less than a few fish
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2013, 04:21:33 PM »
These are the same type of environmental nazis who want you to toss birdseed at the bride and groom, replacing a thousand-year tradition of rice.

I thought you were supposed to toss broken Alka-Seltzer tablets . . . :whistling:
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Re: DU: going price for a black man now worth less than a few fish
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2013, 04:46:36 PM »
These are the same type of environmental nazis who want you to toss birdseed at the bride and groom, replacing a thousand-year tradition of rice.

And hell, the whole rice and birds thing is a myth anyway.
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Re: DU: going price for a black man now worth less than a few fish
« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2013, 05:25:47 PM »
And hell, the whole rice and birds thing is a myth anyway.

No kidding -

Suffice it to say - anyone who thinks that birds detonate from eating rice grains obviously never cooked rice before.

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« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2013, 06:22:42 PM »
No kidding -

Suffice it to say - anyone who thinks that birds detonate from eating rice grains obviously never cooked rice before.
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Re: DU: going price for a black man now worth less than a few fish
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2013, 09:26:40 PM »
I think it all goes back to an old episode of "I Love Lucy".

995 of all the DUchebgs thinking goes back to that.
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Re: DU: going price for a black man now worth less than a few fish
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2013, 09:42:06 AM »
Birds and rice.

As a youngster, about 12 or 13, a bunch of us country boys went down on the creek bank to fish, frog gig, catch snakes, whatever.....and cook some chicken and rice in a wash pot. I was put in charge of doing the cooking. It was momma's wash pot, our creek bank and my chicken. So, I get the water to boiling, kill the chicken, pluck it, chop it up and throw it in the pot. After a little while it was time to add the rice. I put a cup full in for every boy there. That didn't look to me like it was enough for a bunch of hungry, growing boys.....so, I put in some more rice......and after thinking on it a few minutes....added some more rice......to this day we ain't found no part of that damn chicken hiding in all that rice. :-)
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