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Offline Billiam Pitts

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The Vermont primitive with a foul mouth is blowing a gasket over Seth Mcfarlane's Oscar song "We saw your boobs". She seriously needs to take a sedative, her type is so prone to getting emotional and irrational over nothing. Other primitives don't see the problem making cali even more furious and furious. cali, just what do you do with all that maple syrup anyway? Does it involve your pointer sisters?


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You saw their boobs? Now go **** yourself.
That sums up how I feel about that stunt. And I think MacFarlane is brilliant, but that was a nasty bit of work and the more I've thought about it the more disgusted I am.

Amy Davidson, in The New Yorker, is a lot more eloquent:

<snippets from New Yorker article>

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/closeread/2013/02/seth-macfarlane-and-the-oscars-hostile-ugly-sexist-night.html#ixzz2M1EA1Qap

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4. Tar and feather me, but I thought it was funny.

Because to be frank, we did see their boobs in those movies. I'm a woman, and if I did a movie where my boobs were shown and someone mentioned it later I wouldn't be upset, because it's something that I did in fact do.



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6. Yeah, bare breast in a rape scene (Jody Foster) are a riot

Bare breasts in the context of the life of a tormented woman who killed herself, just a hoot.

Love this username by the way:

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5. not sorry to say

I thought it was funny


cali (77,496 posts)
7. well, people who think women are just objects do think that misogynistic

dog shit is funny.

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21. Thank you so much for telling us all how to think.

It's such a tedious job and you make it so much easier for us. I was also going to say that I thought it was funny, but you sure showed me. You totally have a sense of humor I want to emulate.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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24. Shame on you for not falling in line!

You're obviously one of those wimmin hating women. Wouldn't you rather be told what you can and can't find funny?


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21. Thank you so much for telling us all how to think.

It's such a tedious job and you make it so much easier for us. I was also going to say that I thought it was funny, but you sure showed me. You totally have a sense of humor I want to emulate.

You Progs do it all the time.
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Anyone here that can find the song and video,  " I see your Camel Toe"

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DUmmy cali pulled off a near miracle.

While permanently unemployed, she still managed to walldude herself.

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cali (77,496 posts)
7. well, people who think women are just objects do think that misogynistic

dog shit is funny.


It is if you step in it.
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This is what Hollywood does, doesn't it?  Funny the things the left chooses to be offended by.  Women have been using their boobs to get attention for centuries.  And the men aren't supposed to notice?  That's the point isn't it?....duh.

Guess 'ol cali hasn't seen the Hollywood types getting boob implants, dressing like street walkers and even going without panties on underneath short skirts.  So what if one of their own joked about it?  

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This is what Hollywood does, doesn't it?  Funny the things the left chooses to be offended by.  Women have been using their boobs to get attention for centuries.  And the men aren't supposed to notice?  That's the point isn't it?....duh.

Guess 'ol cali hasn't seen the Hollywood types getting boob implants, dressing like street walkers and even going without panties on underneath short skirts.  So what if one of their own joked about it?  


According to left wing wyminz, they should be able to walk down the street naked and you not notice.





How you're supposed to ignore something as big and ugly as a naked left wing woman I'll never know.
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cali (77,496 posts)
7. well, people who think women are just objects do think that misogynistic

dog shit is funny.


It is if you step in it.

JR--if she steps in it, then, yes.

Otherwise, no. :pokingpoop:
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My, my, my...not so funny when it's YOUR sacred cow being seared to perfection on the grill, now is it, cali?
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Here's something to piss her off. This is the a little bit more safe for work version. I would have posted the NSFW version but figured that would send her into cardiac arrest.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYMvKqWuEkA[/youtube]
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I didn't watch the Oscars, but heard about the song.  That being said, the song could just as easily be applied to to the gowns that the women wore to the awards.  Half of them have their tits hanging out on the red carpet and if they move wrong, their breasts can be fully exposed.  Those women chose their own dresses, men didn't make them wear them.

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Seems those that don't have nice "attributes" over-react.
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How you're supposed to ignore something as big and ugly as a naked left wing woman I'll never know.

Ugh.  We've seen pictures of those protests where they go topless.  And wish we hadn't. 

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I didn't watch the Oscars, but heard about the song.  That being said, the song could just as easily be applied to to the gowns that the women wore to the awards.  Half of them have their tits hanging out on the red carpet and if they move wrong, their breasts can be fully exposed.  Those women chose their own dresses, men didn't make them wear them.

It would be hilarious to have this response posted at the DUmp. It would have spawned a 200+ outrage post thread and about 10 posts in Meta all calling for your banning and reeducation. The FEMINazis would be flipped. I hope they are flipped out reading this.

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I've heard some of Rodney's stuff on Bob and Tom, it's frickin' hilarious!

 :rotf:

Always kind of liked that 'Fun bags' phrase, it makes me grin when I hear it.
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The way I see it, if you show your boobs to millions of people, you have to expect them to talk about them  :rofl:

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To be honest I thought that "I Saw Your Boobs" was about people spotting liberals on the golf course... my bad.
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In this context of left-wing pruriency, has cali or anyone over at the DUmp commented on the Onion's c**t comment about the nine year old girl?

If cali wants to find something to get upset about, she's looking in all the wrong places.
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65. Jury results on your post







 
At Tue Feb 26, 2013, 11:02 AM an alert was sent on the following post:

You saw their boobs? Now go **** yourself.
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This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate. (See <a href="http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=aboutus#communitystandards" target="_blank">Community Standards[/url].)
 
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I am being told to go and perform coitus on myself because I saw a skit on television. I believe that not only is this physically impossible it is possible one of the most stupid things I have ever seen on DU. Time to grow the **** up.
 
You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Tue Feb 26, 2013, 11:13 AM, and the Jury voted 0-6 to LEAVE IT.
 
Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Dear alerter, I don't think this this post is directed at you.
 Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: This is a discussion board. The alerter may not like the topic and may have found the skit funny, but that doesn't mean the essay should be censored by a jury. Articles and essays from the New Yorker are legitimate sources for discussion even if the alerter is enraged by people discussing the topic.
 Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: No explanation given
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: It's just an opening thread and not directed to any one person. I think the alerter should grow up and read the entire thread.
 Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: I think cali is talking to Seth, not to the alerting member.
 Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Stupid, whiny alert.

Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.
 
I'm glad I was on this jury, I might have missed your post otherwise. I was juror # 1
 


OH NO, It got a jury.  Now that's funny.
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But Seth is as much of a left wing hollyweirdo as them. Why aren't they kissing his feet?

Also I think this is post 666.

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I think they should start calling all these whiny women delicate flowers. They felt free to label people who support gun rights with that same moniker.   

Probably would lead to mass banning, but it would be funny.

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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmnxF_WTOgg[/youtube]

The relevant bit starts around 1:15   :rofl:

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Hi5 for this thread title alone.   :-)
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Also I think this is post 666.

post 666??? :???: