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Offline Chris_

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Cameron bans Obama from bringing Michelle to G8 summit
« on: February 25, 2013, 09:51:45 AM »
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Cameron bans Obama from bringing Michelle to G8 as he decrees summit will be WAG free zone

David Cameron is encouraging Barack Obama to leave his wife Michelle at home when he attends the G8 Summit in the UK this year.

British sources say the Prime Minister wants the summit in June to be WAG-free to ensure leaders remain ‘focused’ on issues like tackling tax avoidance, without the distraction of having their wives and girlfriends in tow.

Diplomats have begun the delicate process of enquiring whether the spouses of the world’s most powerful individuals are happy to be left behind during one of the highlights of the global political calendar.
Daily Mail

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Re: Cameron bans Obama from bringing Michelle to G8 summit
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2013, 10:20:59 AM »

"Mr. President, we received a message from the Prime Minister of Great Britain."


"What does it say, lackey?"


"It says, 'Bros before hos', sir."


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Re: Cameron bans Obama from bringing Michelle to G8 summit
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2013, 11:15:00 AM »
Obummer and his fat hog have no class and have proved it on several occasions with flubs with the Queen, sending stupid presents, sending Churchill bust back . So, payback is a bitch.

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Re: Cameron bans Obama from bringing Michelle to G8 summit
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2013, 11:49:14 AM »
If Moochelle doesn't go to England with Barry, then it will be because her and the kids are going somewhere else on a more expensive vacation and sending the bill to us.

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Re: Cameron bans Obama from bringing Michelle to G8 summit
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2013, 11:55:01 AM »
If Moochelle doesn't go to England with Barry, then it will be because her and the kids are going somewhere else on a more expensive vacation and sending the bill to us.

I hear they are finally going to Mecca.

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Re: Cameron bans Obama from bringing Michelle to G8 summit
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2013, 12:10:13 PM »
Cameron doesn't want or need any more {removed}.


Watch that shit, cg.
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Re: Cameron bans Obama from bringing Michelle to G8 summit
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2013, 01:47:10 PM »
I hear they are finally going to Mecca.

Wommins who go there without a male family member's escort are usually accused of adultery and stoned to death for their troubles.




This sounds like a GREAT plan!!!! :popcorn:
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Re: Cameron bans Obama from bringing Michelle to G8 summit
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2013, 04:57:56 AM »
Does anybody blame Cameron especially after MOs disgusting display of a lack of table manners at the last feast?  Next thing she'll be pissing herself in public like old French royalty and passing it off as rare perfume.

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Re: Cameron bans Obama from bringing Michelle to G8 summit
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2013, 09:55:48 AM »
Does anybody blame Cameron especially after MOs disgusting display of a lack of table manners at the last feast?  Next thing she'll be pissing herself in public like old French royalty and passing it off as rare perfume.

Nothing that Aunt Esther does would surprise me in her never-ending attempts to find the lower limit of 'Classless.'
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Re: Cameron bans Obama from bringing Michelle to G8 summit
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2013, 09:57:09 AM »
I seem to recall reading something somewhere about Ben Franklin being a fan of "air baths" from his balcony in the morning.

God forbid the First Wookie should do the same.  I might never eat solid food again.
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Re: Cameron bans Obama from bringing Michelle to G8 summit
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2013, 02:03:11 PM »

"Mr. President, we received a message from the Prime Minister of Great Britain."


"What does it say, lackey?"


"It says, 'Bros before hos', sir."


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Re: Cameron bans Obama from bringing Michelle to G8 summit
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2013, 04:38:49 PM »
I hope Obama bring first wookie with him. The press in the US will give him a pass but that will not happen in the UK. It will just prove again that they are rude, crude and have no class.

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Re: Cameron bans Obama from bringing Michelle to G8 summit
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2013, 05:18:59 PM »
I hope Obama bring first wookie with him. The press in the US will give him a pass but that will not happen in the UK. It will just prove again that they are rude, crude and have no class.

They should have just been blunt about it......."We have to put up with your ass but we don't have to put up with hers."........"and English roads aren't wide enough to haul her ass around on even with wide load signs."
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