President Obama would fixed everything in a fraction of a second. He would merely spread his hands before him and the water would part. He would reach into a basket and produce enough bread and fish to feed all of New Orleans, averting the wide-spread murder and cannabalism that Bush allowed to happen. He would have spoken The Word, and not only would mountains have moved, but state Democrats would have pulled their heads out of their asses and locked on evacs for all those stranded, waterlogged looters. And Obama's political advisor, like his preacher and his wife, would never play politics (or race) and the expense of the people. Mr. Obama is a profound, mystical man endowed with powers white people could not begin to understand. This country needs Obama now more than ever to avert the wars, pestilence, tidal waves and asteroids that Bush and McCain would cause.
