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Offline Ptarmigan

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Wildlife Officials Warn Hunters Of Deadly Rabbit Fever
« on: February 23, 2013, 06:30:33 PM »
Wildlife Officials Warn Hunters Of Deadly Rabbit Fever
http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2013/02/21/wildlife-officials-warn-hunters-of-deadly-rabbit-fever/

Rabbits doom humanity. Need I say more.
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Re: Wildlife Officials Warn Hunters Of Deadly Rabbit Fever
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2013, 06:37:06 PM »
Is rabbit fever anything like jungle fever?  :whistling:
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Re: Wildlife Officials Warn Hunters Of Deadly Rabbit Fever
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2013, 06:40:55 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on February 23, 2013, 06:30:33 PM
Wildlife Officials Warn Hunters Of Deadly Rabbit Fever
http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2013/02/21/wildlife-officials-warn-hunters-of-deadly-rabbit-fever/

Rabbits doom humanity. Need I say more.

In other news, Hunters gleefully take to decimating the Ptarmigan population, as the birds are disease free.

Rabbit propaganda: Bunnies are bad for you, but Ptarmigans are finger licking good!
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Re: Wildlife Officials Warn Hunters Of Deadly Rabbit Fever
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2013, 08:13:56 PM »
All is going according to plan...
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Re: Wildlife Officials Warn Hunters Of Deadly Rabbit Fever
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2013, 08:21:05 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on February 23, 2013, 06:40:55 PM
In other news, Hunters gleefully take to decimating the Ptarmigan population, as the birds are disease free.

Rabbit propaganda: Bunnies are bad for you, but Ptarmigans are finger licking good!

In other news, Hunters gleefully take to decimating the Rabbit population, as they are declared enemies of the state.

Ptarmigan propaganda: Ptarmigans are bad for you, but Rabbits are good eating!
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Re: Wildlife Officials Warn Hunters Of Deadly Rabbit Fever
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2013, 10:09:32 PM »
Tularemia isn't new.  Here the general rule is to only shoot, handle and eat rabbits during months that have an "r" in them.  Has to do with tularemia and the incrased likelihood during warmer weather.  And don't eat any that have grubs.
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Re: Wildlife Officials Warn Hunters Of Deadly Rabbit Fever
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2013, 05:28:59 AM »
It's obviously some sort of biological warfare brought on by ptarmigans.  Eeeeevil plot by them.

Nothing that 1 1/8 ounces of 7 1/2 ptarmigan shot won't cure. :fuelfire: :tongue:
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Wildlife Officials Warn Hunters Of Deadly Rabbit Fever
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2013, 06:53:30 AM »
Quote from: longview on February 23, 2013, 10:09:32 PM
Tularemia isn't new.  Here the general rule is to only shoot, handle and eat rabbits during months that have an "r" in them.  Has to do with tularemia and the incrased likelihood during warmer weather.  And don't eat any that have grubs.

In the 50's, the older people called those "Wobbles" here.

"If you kill a rabbit with 'wobbles' in it, throw it down and leave it."....those were my instructions.
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Re: Wildlife Officials Warn Hunters Of Deadly Rabbit Fever
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2013, 06:46:40 PM »
I remember a case of someone contracting it from a squirrel when I was a kid.  Figures, I suppose, since they're both members of the Rodentian Conspiracy.  Tularemia is one of those reasons why you want to be very careful cleaning game so as to not nick yourself, and also to be damned sure it's thoroughly cooked when you prepare it for the table.
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