BREAKING NEWS (Fictional Spirit-Guide News Network)
FlippyDoo reporting.
A pretend reporter in San Diego pretended to attend a pretend focus group and pretended to verbally rough up a pretend old man.
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In other news, a pretend reporter in San Diego ceased her efforts to computerize her tongue. Rejection is a possible cause for the cessation of her attempt. In her own words, "…could not byte my tongue any longer."
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In other news, a pretend reporter in San Diego used sexist language at a pretend focus group. Said reporter accused the fictional members of the group of have 'broad' smiles in their faces.
The use of the term 'broad' instead of the more acceptable terms of 'woman' or 'female' should not be taken lightly. Especially as it was used by a pretend member of the press.
It is unknown at this time why the pretend reporter in question would accuse everyone in the pretend group, including the males that were fictionalized to be present, of having female smiles IN their faces.
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In other news, a pretend reporter in San Diego pissed off liberals throughout the United States by using 'demand' and 'starts working once again' in the same sentence. The liberals may have not read the entire sentence and thought the pretend reporter was demanding that people start working.