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Offline CG6468

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The World's Shortest Books
« on: February 19, 2013, 02:06:40 AM »
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
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GUIDE TO: THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
BY THE DETROIT LIONS
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My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
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AND, JUST ADDED:
And the shortest book of them all...
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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Re: The World's Shortest Books
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2013, 08:12:15 AM »
Liberal Ideas That Really Worked.

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Re: The World's Shortest Books
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2013, 11:01:26 AM »
How to win Playoff Games and the Superbowl
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"The society that puts equality before freedom will end up with neither; the society that puts freedom before equality will end up with a great measure of both."

"Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program."

"We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork."

-Milton Friedman

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Re: The World's Shortest Books
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2013, 11:13:11 AM »
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Re: The World's Shortest Books
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2013, 11:32:04 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on February 19, 2013, 02:06:40 AM


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Re: The World's Shortest Books
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2013, 01:19:38 PM »
Logic 101

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Re: The World's Shortest Books
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2013, 01:25:44 PM »
Get it right, Dori...

Quote from: Dori on February 19, 2013, 01:19:38 PM
Logic 101 Rutabaga

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Re: The World's Shortest Books
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2013, 02:30:57 PM »
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Re: The World's Shortest Books
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2013, 02:33:12 PM »
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Re: The World's Shortest Books
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2013, 03:16:00 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on February 19, 2013, 02:30:57 PM
Things I Haven't Done by The Nad

Depends on who writes it.
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"The society that puts equality before freedom will end up with neither; the society that puts freedom before equality will end up with a great measure of both."

"Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program."

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Re: The World's Shortest Books
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2013, 07:23:06 PM »
Beautiful Clothes
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Re: The World's Shortest Books
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2013, 07:30:48 PM »
'My Vietnam Battles' by John Kerry :whistling:
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Re: The World's Shortest Books
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2013, 07:56:24 PM »
How I stayed sober by William Pitt
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Re: The World's Shortest Books
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2013, 08:17:31 PM »
How I Didn't Depend on Government Handouts by Everyone at the DU.
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Re: The World's Shortest Books
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2013, 09:34:51 PM »
Being Black
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"The society that puts equality before freedom will end up with neither; the society that puts freedom before equality will end up with a great measure of both."

"Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program."

"We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork."

-Milton Friedman

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Re: The World's Shortest Books
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2013, 02:02:27 PM »
To All the Women I've Made Love to..............Barney Frank
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: The World's Shortest Books
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2013, 03:13:47 PM »
My Cherokee Relatives-
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Re: The World's Shortest Books
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2013, 03:14:05 PM »
Bill Clinton: The Celibate Years
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Re: The World's Shortest Books
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2013, 03:25:27 PM »
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Re: The World's Shortest Books
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2013, 06:05:25 PM »
Tax Preparation for Dummies by Timothy Geithner.
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