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"Would You Like To Buy A Pen?" She Asked Me
As we approach the self-immolation known as "The Sequester," I find myself thinking about a woman in West Africa, asking people, "Would you like to buy a pen?"

She was a middle-aged woman, wearing a bright-colored dress. Judging by wear and tear, it may have been the only dress she owned.

She was standing on the steps in front of a small department store, which was selling pens by the dozen. She repeated softly, in French, to passers-by, "Voulez-vous acheter une plume?" And she held up a pen.

I didn't need a pen, but I did need to know what she was up to. I asked her how much her pen cost. She quoted a fair price. I gave her that much, plus some more. She gave me a pen that I didn't need. And she had enough money to eat something that day. Or so she said, en francais.

Back to "The Sequester," the 12% budget cut for the military (leaving aside soldier pay and benefits), and the 9% budget cut for other federal programs (leaving aside Medicare and Social Security). Opponents of The Sequester are focusing on the military cuts. Their theory seems to be that the American public has been signing blank checks made out to "DoD" for so long that there is no way that we'll stop now. Or maybe they think that we will subliminally translate the words "defense cuts" into "some crazy Arab is going to blow me up" without anyone actually having to say that, much less make the case for it.

I have a nodding acquaintance with polling, so I understand that foreign aid might be the least popular federal program right now, second only to black helicopters. But our immunization program alone saves three million lives each year. Our emergency food assistance program fed more than 66 million starving people last year. Possibly including the lady who sold me that pen.

And the total cost of all that food was equal to one-sixteenth of a new aircraft carrier. In fact, for the cost of one aircraft carrier, we could feed every hungry person in the entire world.

So let's see. A nine percent cut in the foreign aid budget means that six million more people go hungry. And American taxpayers save 44 cents a month. Not even enough to buy one hamburger.

Further translating this into Americanese, give some thought as to what The Sequester will do to the food stamp program, or the Low-Income Home Energy Assistance Program. A lot of Americans will be going to bed cold and hungry.

I know that I will never see that lady with the pen again. Even though I remember her, she probably doesn't remember me - if she is still alive. She is not going to vote for me, and she is not going to contribute to my next campaign. Nor will her relatives, nor will her friends. I'm not sure why I cared whether or not she was hungry, but I did, and I do. It's just part of being human, I guess.

So here is one argument against The Sequester that you're not hearing elsewhere - it will cause a lot of pain. A lot of hunger, a lot of disease, a lot of death. I understand that this argument is hopelessly unfashionable, and completely contrary to the zeitgeist of fear and hatred that dominates our political discourse. But there it is, nevertheless. I sure see it. Maybe you do, too.

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Rep. Alan Grayson

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Thank you as always for your great service on behalf of the American people.

You mean Socialist scumbags.

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We should not be going through this, but no one gives a damn in this current group of lousy politicians except for you and about 3 or 4 others. These politicians and the MIC don't give a flying **** about the American people and care even less about foreigners. They don't give a **** about the poor and elderly.

They don't care, bottom line is, they are doing just great. Good job, great benefits and a nice nest when they decide to move on to another job. They really don't care, they hold the vulnerable in contempt. Contempt.

And Sir, that's not going to change.

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Thank you, Mr. Congressman, for this post and for your service to the people.

High regards,

-Laelth

And as expected, a "my bouncy is better than your bouncy", bouncy.

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Which "both" sides?

What should Democrats do that they aren't already doing?

Cut long ways.
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When you jump, go above the 1st floor.
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A big slobberfest.



Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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DUmmies are so special to have an Alan Grayson flunky posting spam on their board.

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2 hours ago – And she held up a pen. I didn't need a pen, but I did need to know what she was up to. I asked her how much her pen cost. She quoted a fair price. I gave her that much, plus some more. She gave me a pen that I didn't need.
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It's the same spam that his staffer sends out in emails.
Somehow I ended up on his mailing list, and sure as shit every time he craps out one of these it shows up on DU and they masturbate to it.

I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Opponents of The Sequester are focusing on the military cuts. Their theory seems to be that the American public has been signing blank checks made out to "DoD" for so long that there is no way that we'll stop now.

The Republicans don't want to defund the military; the Democrats have wanted to for years.  So why the change from the Dems now?  Suddenly your hatred for the military has turned into "sequestration can't happen."

Decide Dems.  Either you meant it all those years you said you hated the military, in which case sequestration will help you reach that goal, or you lied.  But see, when it comes to your hatred of the military, we know you didn't lie.  But, seeing that for political reasons you want sequestration to end, then get out of the way of those who are trying to cut waste from the gov't in other areas instead of taxing people to death to keep the status quo.  But what you can't have is no sequestration and more taxes to inact continual spending.  Do it and you'll find citizens and businesses who are opposed will invent all sorts of ways to undermine you.

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What a bunch of gullible turds...

Google "Would You Like To Buy A Pen?" She Asked Me" and watch the results. 

I got two pages of swill, on every lefty shithole from Kos to Huff Post, FiredogLake, and the like. Same dopey post.


The DUmmies feel so special!  A Grayson staffer spammed us!  Ohhhh! 




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What a bunch of gullible turds...

Google "Would You Like To Buy A Pen?" She Asked Me" and watch the results. 

I got two pages of swill, on every lefty shithole from Kos to Huff Post, FiredogLake, and the like. Same dopey post.


The DUmmies feel so special!  A Grayson staffer spammed us!  Ohhhh! 





Now you went and did it.

We have several "Guests" viewing and you just burst their bubble by letting them know that they're nothing special.

Naw! They won't believe it anyway.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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And the total cost of all that food was equal to one-sixteenth of a new aircraft carrier. In fact, for the cost of one aircraft carrier, we could feed every hungry person in the entire world.

What I would like to know is what is the point in feeding the entire world one 80 cent meal?

Nimitz-class carriers cost around ~6.2 Billion.  Although I know we have moved to the Ford-class carriers which are ~9 Billion.

But there is 6.9 Billion people in the world.  So using either figure it would either be an 80 cent meal or a $1.20 meal.  ONE!!!!

****ing idiot.
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I thought they thought the world was overpopulated as it is.

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I thought they thought the world was overpopulated as it is.

I can think of 7,000 (real membership of DU) that the world can do without.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Grayson spins a bouncy- buys a 2 cent pen for a nickle- DUmmies have a orgasm
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2013, 07:34:54 AM »
A whole nickel......what a generous S.O.B. he is.
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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 :rofl:  Too funny!  "Alan Grayson is talking to us!!!!!"   :yahoo:  "You're the best, Mr. Grayson, we love you, sir!!!" 

They really are so gullible.

The bouncy itself was terrible.  A real snoozefest.

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Can anyone tell me who came up with the idea of the current Sequester? I know the answer but does DU know?
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« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2013, 08:15:31 AM »
Can anyone tell me who came up with the idea of the current Sequester? I know the answer but does DU know?

It's Bush's fault.
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 :lmao:  What a bunch of douchebags!

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12. Thank you, sir

for your compassion,

for your service,

for your inspiration.

Wally has to play dueling bouncies with Grayson's spambot:

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13. It's amazing how someone selling pencils like that can form an unforgettable image stamped in your

brain forever.
When I was younger, (during the 70's) I was on an extended adventure in Mexico. I gained a wealth of knowledge and enough funny stories to last a lifetime, but there are a few scenes that are as clear as if they happened yesterday. (I wish I could say the whole trip was that clear, but there was also some tequila involved at times and.... well... that's a different story)

But back to the pens...
As a tourist bus arrived in the zocalo in Taxco, Mexico. The children were there to greet it. As the mostly American tourists got off the bus, a kid of about 8 or 9 years old that I had gotten to know slightly from seeing him around town asked a distinguished looking American for a "pen for his school".

The American looked all proud and found a degree of self satisfaction as he reached into his pocket and handed the young boy a pen. He asked the boy if he could read what was written on the pen.
In struggling English. the boy read "United States Government". The man gave a pleased smile and walked off.

As the American walked away, the boy looked at me as I observed the whole scene. He raised his eyebrows twice and smiled at me as he pulled a roll of pens out of his pocket that was so big he could barely fit his hand around it. I'm sure he was out selling them the next day.
I laughed.

 

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16. Best possible congressman, ever. Period.

This DUmmie bleats a Tale of Woe to Alan directly:

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30. A little more Americanese . . .

I had to go shopping Saturday and wound up having to get an item at the Big Box Store (yes, the one that starts with "W"). When I got to the checkout line, my cashier was a lady who looked to be in her early 60s, although she could have been younger. What struck me was, she was wearing oxygen tubing.

Yes, this poor woman was on her feet, trying to earn a meager living, while connected to an oxygen tank.

And they want to cut her benefits.

Whatever happened to the heart of this nation?

 

Alas, Alan does not answer.  He doesn't give a shit, DUmmies. 

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39. Thank you sir for the update and the information.

Glad you're here on DU.

He's not on DU, DUmbass.  This is auto-spam. 

Alan made this one cry:

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45. My eyes are leaking!

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48. My God, what a treasure this man is, all but alone in a cesspool.
:lmao: :loser:

And they're K&Ring for visibility.  They should just let it sink, so as to avoid further embarrassment. 

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To think these idiots actually walk among us. :banghead:

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45. My eyes are leaking!

I'll give odds that the poster was born a male.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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45. My eyes are leaking!

OMG!!!!

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Grayson was ranked as the 11th-wealthiest member of Congress in 2010, based on financial disclosure forms with a minimum net worth of $31.41 million, according to Roll Call.[77] Grayson disclosed that his attorney fees and costs for the war contractor case had exceeded $4 million.

Wow another evil rich dude!  He made his fortune from IDT, an evil multi-billion dollar corporation.
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I'll give odds that the poster was born a male.

So, at what gender stage is he now?
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What I would like to know is what is the point in feeding the entire world one 80 cent meal?

Nimitz-class carriers cost around ~6.2 Billion.  Although I know we have moved to the Ford-class carriers which are ~9 Billion.

But there is 6.9 Billion people in the world.  So using either figure it would either be an 80 cent meal or a $1.20 meal.  ONE!!!!

****ing idiot.

Trying to figure out how to make sense out of all this.

If we cut spending on our military to bare bones there will be not one person on earth that goes to bed cold and hungry ???   What happens when the world awakens still cold and hungry?

Why are we spending American money to feed and cloth the people in other Country's that have leaders with the ability to do it them selves, all that money in Swiss Banks for instance.  

We Americans sacrifice for our own hungry and poor,  Why do we Americans have to sacrifice for strangers in far away lands when their own Country will not do so ??

Note that in Russia after that meteor strike within days much of the damaged has been cleaned up, compair that to people still waiting for FEMA to help them out after Sandy, Katrina, or any number of tornado's that hit each year.

Haiti and the leaders have billions stashed away in banks, how much money did they take from their own funds to help their own people-----How much money did we and the rest of the world  spend to help the people and how much money got to the victims ???  The damage should have been cleaned up and Haiti
 rebuilt in 6 months, today people are still living in tent city's battling disease and hunger.

We need to take care of our own needs first then help others.  Our needs are a super strong defence, first thing to survive is ones safety.  Then our interstructior of the country, our roads and bridges, our ability to insure our water and food, medication is safe.  Air quality and the ability to research all problems with contagious diseases.  

NASA is vital, as is our under water explorations.   Once secured for ourselves then we can pick and choose who else in the world to help. Put it to a vote of the American public, say a Country has a natural disester and the Country itself can afford to rebuild, Leaders live an opulent life style, have billions in the bank, do we really need to help them or can they do this on their own ?

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So, at what gender stage is he now?

Probably a male in appearance.

Safe bet that it eats bon-bons, paints its toenails and P's sitting down.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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"No, I'll be alright" he told me.

As I read Grayson' lackey's BS letter I find myself thinking about a man in my home town that told me, "No, I'll be alright."

He was an older gentleman, wearing a plain t-shirt and blue jeans. Judging by the wear and tear, it may have been the only clothes that he owned.

He appeared to be in some sort of distress as he was leaning against a large pine tree next to the roadway. He repeated softly, "I'll be alright." And he tried to stand completely upright.

I had some where that I needed to be, but when I saw him leaning against that pine in either pain or distress I felt I needed to see if I could help. I asked if he was sure that he was okay, and he said again, "I'll be alright. Just some aches and pains."

I felt that there was more to it than "just some aches and pains" so I introduced myself as a fictional spirit-guide with no smell whatsoever. He chuckled a bit and said, "well, everyone needs some spirit-guiding from time to time I suppose."

I guess my introduction broke the ice and we began to talk a bit. He was suffering from a few inherited ailments that previous injuries have just aggravated. He wasn't sick or injured enough for the doctors to consider him disabled which he said was fine with him because he didn't want to be considered disabled. He said that he could work, but because of his problems he worked kind of slowly and had to take breaks every now and again. He said this caused him not be able to hold down a regular job.

I asked what he did to get by, and he just shook his head. He said that previously he had gotten by by doing odd jobs for folks, but these days people couldn't afford to hire him. I told him that I knew what he was talking about. That the economy sure was bad these days. He said that it wasn't just the economy. That it was the government mindset. He said that the government is bleeding people dry.

"If they're not taking from the people outright they're nickel and diming the people to death. People just can't afford to help anymore."

I nodded my head and told him that there was a touch of truth in what he was saying. This seemed to cause the dam to burst so I just leaned up against the pine tree and listened as he continued…

"It would be one thing if the government was using the money wisely, but it's blowing money on stupid stuff. The government is giving cell phones to people who are too sorry to work. The government is feeding and providing housing for people who are too sorry to work. I've been told there's even a website of lunatics on the internet that think the government should take even more from working people to give to do-nothings. Some people, like that crazy Gray-what-ever-his-name-is guy in Florida, claim that we can cut military spending on stuff like aircraft carriers. I say HELL NO! That aircraft carrier serves a purposes that benefits the entire country. It helps to ensure our sovereignty and freedom. Now tell me, how does it benefit the entire country to give cell phones to do-nothings? How does it benefit the entire country to essentially pay dumbasses who are too lazy to work to sit around and be dumbasses?"

I had time to say, "you've got me" before he continued…

"I'm struggling. I'm trying to get by on my own, but I can't hardly find any work these days because the government has taken the money that people would have normally paid me for doing odd jobs and given it to those do-nothings. Now don't get me wrong. I'm not against giving a hand up, but it's not the governments place to give hand outs. If someone wants to just  hand over money to someone sitting around and doing nothing then more power to them, but you shouldn't take from other people to give to someone sitting around and doing nothing. It's stupid. Maybe the politicians like that call for such silliness need to give up all of their paycheck AND any kick backs that they may or may not be getting."

By this time you could tell that he was feeling a little better. Since I still had some place that I needed to be I told him that it had been good talking to him, but I had to go. As I reached to shake his hand I also handed him a $20 bill. The only cash I had on me. He immediately protested. He said he didn't want charity. I assured him that it wasn't charity. That I was just paying him for spending some time with me and keeping my mind off of other things. He finally took it, and we said so long.

I know I'll probably never see that gentleman again. Even though I remember him, he probably doesn't remember me - if he's still alive. I have no doubt why I gave him my last bit of cash. It was because he was trying to make it, and I wanted to make sure he did. It was because I really did care. If I didn't care I'd just demand that the government take money from somebody else to give him.

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