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Offline BattleHymn

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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2013, 09:13:53 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on February 15, 2013, 08:49:38 PM
I'm trying to understand why a DUmmy would want to vandalize a gunowner's property...

I can only guess that they have watched way too many movies, and think that nothing would happen to them. 

It's either that, or they think they're modern day hippies, sticking flowers into the bores of soldier's 'riffles', etc.


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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2013, 10:15:11 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on February 15, 2013, 09:13:53 PM
I can only guess that they have watched way too many movies, and think that nothing would happen to them. 

It's either that, or they think they're modern day hippies, sticking flowers into the bores of soldier's 'riffles', etc.




Or a banana in the tailpipe.
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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2013, 11:41:19 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on February 15, 2013, 10:15:11 PM
Or a banana in the tailpipe.

Doesn't that count as ass-ault with a friendly weapon in DU ?
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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2013, 09:34:44 AM »
Here is some heart felt advice, Dummies....

If I EVER catch one of you vandalizing my property, I will send your face to your mother in an envelope.
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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2013, 09:49:36 AM »
Quote from: LC EFA on February 15, 2013, 11:41:19 PM
Doesn't that count as ass-ault with a friendly weapon in DU ?
Somebody may be getting some first hand experience.  :sheep:
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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2013, 02:11:39 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on February 16, 2013, 09:34:44 AM
Here is some heart felt advice, Dummies....

If I EVER catch one of you vandalizing my property, I will send your face to your mother in an envelope.]

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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2013, 03:08:49 PM »
I think I'll put a generator, a 100' drop cord and a side grinder in my pickup for defacing DUmmie bumper stickers.
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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #32 on: February 16, 2013, 04:39:26 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 16, 2013, 03:08:49 PM
I think I'll put a generator, a 100' drop cord and a side grinder in my pickup for defacing DUmmie bumper stickers.

You think a simple side grinder is going to remove this?:



Try a sand blaster.
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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2013, 06:09:07 PM »
Quote from: docstew on February 16, 2013, 04:39:26 PM
You think a simple side grinder is going to remove this?:



Try a sand blaster.

8" industrial side grinder and few minutes time would do wonders for the appearance of that heap.
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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2013, 06:11:50 PM »
I saw a truck with an NRA sticker today and I pictured some DUmbass with a Prius screaming at him and defacing his property.  I wish it would have happened.
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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #35 on: February 16, 2013, 06:46:30 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 16, 2013, 06:09:07 PM
8" industrial side grinder and few minutes time would do wonders for the appearance of that heap.
stick o' dynamite
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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2013, 06:57:35 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on February 16, 2013, 06:11:50 PM
I saw a truck with an NRA sticker today and I pictured some DUmbass with a Prius screaming at him and defacing his property.  I wish it would have happened.

That reminds me of the video of Prius lady and the guy in the diesel truck.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBV486ignTk[/youtube]
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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #37 on: February 16, 2013, 07:27:14 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on February 16, 2013, 06:46:30 PM
stick o' dynamite

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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #38 on: February 16, 2013, 08:17:24 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on February 16, 2013, 06:57:35 PM
That reminds me of the video of Prius lady and the guy in the diesel truck.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBV486ignTk[/youtube]

That's kind of what I was picturing.  It would have been so amazing had it really happened right in front of us.
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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #39 on: February 16, 2013, 08:39:41 PM »
Quote from: beholden on February 16, 2013, 07:27:14 PM
I learned in Vietnam that a couple of pounds of C-4 will usually solve all human and mechanical problems. :rotf:

Two wraps of Det Cord around the middle.

Presto!  Two heaps of shit.
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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #40 on: February 16, 2013, 09:16:15 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on February 16, 2013, 08:39:41 PM
Two wraps of Det Cord around the middle.

Presto!  Two heaps of shit.

Make sure you wrap a wet sack around the outside it or it dunt work so flash.

Quote from: beholden on February 16, 2013, 07:27:14 PM
I learned in Vietnam that a couple of pounds of C-4 will usually solve all human and mechanical problems. :rotf:

Very few problems can't be solved with suitable application of high-explosives.  :-)




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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #41 on: February 17, 2013, 04:34:47 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on February 15, 2013, 07:53:42 PM
Let's think about this a little bit more. The DUmmie whited out the word 'defeat'. Now the sticker appears to read 'DEFEND FREEDOM OBAMA'.

Doesn't this mean that the bumper sticker now commands Obama to defend freedom. If you are commanding him to defend freedom it means that he is not already defending freedom.

So this DUmmie has personally accused Obama of not defending freedom. It's is essentially a put down of Obama. Since Obama is half black and the writing on the sticker is white, I think it would also qualify as racist.

The DUmmie is a racist Obama hater.

Now you're thinking like Starboard tack :-)
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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #42 on: February 17, 2013, 05:15:19 AM »
Quote from: Gina on February 15, 2013, 12:51:53 PM
Well then I am going to go take my big fat Shapei (<---Chris  :) ) and x out every Obama sticker I find  :-)

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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #43 on: February 17, 2013, 05:34:22 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on February 16, 2013, 06:57:35 PM
That reminds me of the video of Prius lady and the guy in the diesel truck.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBV486ignTk[/youtube]

She's got a lot more patience than I'd have!

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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #44 on: February 17, 2013, 10:17:38 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on February 17, 2013, 05:34:22 AM
She's got a lot more patience than I'd have!

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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2013, 11:40:51 AM »
I'm afraid that I would have had to just smile and ignored it.

As I carry a gun everyplace I go, I have to be on my best behavior and avoid unnecessary confrontations.
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Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
« Reply #46 on: February 17, 2013, 11:59:12 AM »
I drive a Full-sized Dodge Quad Cab 4WD truck. I love the woman's question about what the guy does for a living--as if that made any difference--after going on about how stupid he was.

My calm response would be, "Ma'am, I'm an electronics electronics engineer with over 20 years of experience. Perhaps, we could instead discuss the behavior of focused electron beams or even various aspects of Einstein's Relativity. "

I have done such things before when a liberal comes along and makes claims about my stupidity and lack of education simply because I'm Conservative. It usually shuts them up and they run off. The really special ones will claim that an engineering degree isn't a real education as compared to their Liberal Arts studies. :rotf:
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