My dad served in Korea.
He had a few names for all you snot-nosed, think-you-know-everything, 19 year-old 2nd lieutenants.
The nicest one was ASSHOLES!
Most were "taught" real quick, either by Dad, his platoon, or the circumstances in general, just how little they really knew, usually before they got someone killed.
I'd follow Ted to hell and back.

I wouldn't follow you to the bathroom.
