Star Member Th1onein (5,298 posts)
Waiting in lines....
I have this little "thing" that I do, from time to time.....while I'm waiting in lines.
My dog has a little "thing" she does, from time to time....think it's the same thing?
Nah, it's nothing dirty. Sorry.
I guess not.
I was waiting in line at the license plate office, where you pay for your car tags.
Only at the DUmp is it necessary to explain that the license plate office is the place she pays for her car tags.
blah, blah, blah...
So, I piped up and said, "I'll take care of that for her, honey,"
Great, sexist and patronizing at the same time! The feminist DUmmies wiill string her up for that.

and walked over and gave the clerk a fifty.
DUmmy TheFunion just rubbed the collective DUmmy nose in the fact that she carries around a $50 bill that she can spend on public acts of kindness.
The clerk came over to me, as I was paying my own fees, and gave me my change from the fifty, and the lady who I had paid the fees for tried to get my address, and when that failed, she tried to get me to name a charity to give the money to, to pay me back. Then, as I was leaving, another gentleman, in work clothes, came up to me with a ten and tried to give it to me, to "cover some of the cost." I thanked them both, and declined, of course.
TheFunion missed the moral of her own story:
a single act of charity helps two people, while the government helps none.I am very rich, you see. Not rich in the sense of money, but rich in another sense.
You know what I mean.
Yes, we know. Keep rubbing the DUmmy nose in your steaming pile of $50 bills.
Damn, that was a real
Gift of the Magi moment. Brought a tear to my eye.