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Every time Ted Nugent brags about his proficiency with a gun, someone please rem
« on: February 13, 2013, 04:38:30 PM »
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Every time Ted Nugent brags about his proficiency with a gun, someone please remind him ...


 
he once had an opportunity to draw down on something that could shoot back. He chose to shit himself instead.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022368739

Hey DUmmy you would probably shit yourself if you saw a real live gun. No one believes your bullshit war stories.

As for the claim the DUmmies make that Nugent shit himself to avoid the draft,

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“One of my staff did a review of how many times the media claimed I soiled myself to get out of the draft,” Nugent said. “(By the way, I soiled myself to get out of this interview, but it didn't work). I didn't soil myself to get out of the draft. I made up wild, wild stories for a drooling hippie interview in High Times magazine. The band had to leave the room they were laughing so hard. I claimed I shit my pants and had sex with a goat to get out of the draft.”
“I went down for my physical, clean and sober,” Nugent continued. “I got one wide deferment because I was in college, which isn’t really a deferment. Freedom of Information Act would prove that I didn't dodge the draft. They just repeat a made-up story in High Times from 44 years ago. It’s been repeated thousands – thousands – of times because that’s all they've got. What they've got isn't even really true. If I’d have gotten drafted, we’d have won the ****ing war.”

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2013/02/12/Nugent-GOP-has-lost-their-scrotum-while-other-side-is-ruthless

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Re: Every time Ted Nugent brags about his proficiency with a gun, someone please rem
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2013, 04:40:23 PM »
11 Bullshit needs to stick with wearing his wife's clothes and stop making up stories.
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Re: Every time Ted Nugent brags about his proficiency with a gun, someone please rem
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2013, 04:54:22 PM »
When I am doing serious journalism I always quote High Times, and if I cannot find what I need there, Mad Magazine is always a good go to resource.
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Re: Every time Ted Nugent brags about his proficiency with a gun, someone please rem
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2013, 05:09:45 PM »
Quote from: Doc Savage on February 13, 2013, 04:54:22 PM
When I am doing serious journalism I always quote High Times, and if I cannot find what I need there, Mad Magazine is always a good go to resource.

Both are better than Wikipedia.
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Re: Every time Ted Nugent brags about his proficiency with a gun, someone please rem
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2013, 07:22:03 PM »
Quote from: Doc Savage on February 13, 2013, 04:54:22 PM
When I am doing serious journalism I always quote High Times, and if I cannot find what I need there, Mad Magazine is always a good go to resource.

Oh please we all know real journalism comes from Raw Story, Truth (left)Out and The Daily Show.

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Re: Every time Ted Nugent brags about his proficiency with a gun, someone please rem
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2013, 08:41:52 PM »
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If I’d have gotten drafted, we’d have won the ****ing war.”

Sadly Ted, you would have gotten the same corn-holing the rest of the Vietnam military got from a feckless Congress, a micromanaging command structure and a population that was lied to for years.

You would not have been allowed to win the ****ing war.
« Last Edit: February 13, 2013, 08:45:37 PM by 98ZJUSMC »
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Re: Every time Ted Nugent brags about his proficiency with a gun, someone please rem
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2013, 08:44:35 PM »
 11 Bullcrap, Ted is a Deputy sheriff. If he's pulled his pistol on one crackhead in Waco, he's done more than you.

Even if he hasn't, he's still contributing to cleaning up the streets.
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Re: Every time Ted Nugent brags about his proficiency with a gun, someone please rem
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2013, 08:54:28 PM »
Yeah this would be funny if it wasn't coming from a fake war hero that never made it to Vietnam in anyway shape or form and then has the gall to post about how he went to fight at Hamburger hill TWO ****ING Years after the fight took place then tells the world he went to basic training. ****er needs his ass kicked so high he would need the Russians to bring it back down from orbit.
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Re: Every time Ted Nugent brags about his proficiency with a gun, someone please rem
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2013, 09:55:38 PM »
Even if the story were true and not some BS made up by Nugent to put one over on the High Times space cadets, how many people are the same person they were 46 years prior? I know I'm not the hippified slacker asshole I was at 18 years of age. There is such a thing as redemption.

Besides, how did draft dodgers suddenly become such persona non grata at DU? In any other circumstances they are worshipped without question.
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Re: Every time Ted Nugent brags about his proficiency with a gun, someone please rem
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2013, 10:43:31 PM »
Quote from: dandi on February 13, 2013, 09:55:38 PM
Even if the story were true and not some BS made up by Nugent to put one over on the High Times space cadets, how many people are the same person they were 46 years prior? I know I'm not the hippified slacker asshole I was at 18 years of age. There is such a thing as redemption.

Besides, how did draft dodgers suddenly become such persona non grata at DU? In any other circumstances they are worshipped without question.

Good point and I also needed a serious ass-kicking, as I would have stumbled through life if not for Mother Green.

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I know I'm not the hippified slacker asshole I was at 18 years of age.

That was me, too.  Listening to Ted Nugent (Tooth, Fang and Claw and Stranglehold   :-) ). H5
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Re: Every time Ted Nugent brags about his proficiency with a gun, someone please rem
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2013, 11:04:17 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on February 13, 2013, 10:43:31 PM


That was me, too.  Listening to Ted Nugent (Tooth, Fang and Claw and Stranglehold   :-) ). H5

I remember it well. Great White Buffalo, Livin' In The Woods - classics.  :-)
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