A's for arthritis; B's the bad back; C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?
D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for farting and fluid retention; G is for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention.
H is for high blood pressure--I'd rather it be low; I is for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend; K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears; T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know...
W's for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found;
Y is for another year I'm left here behind; Z is for zest I still have -- in my mind!
