Atman's all-white cat is lost in raging blizzard

[DumbAss Tanker]

Atman, why do you have such a racist cat?

[franksolich]

Well, here it is, 4:00 p.m. central time, 3:00 p.m. mountain time, Sunday, and no cat yet.

And the primitives stopped commenting (i.e., caring) a very long time ago.

It seems as if only decent and civilized people from here care any more.

There should be a lesson in this for the evil twin, but he's too stupid to see it.

[franksolich]

The Atman Cat Watch continues.

As of 8:15 p.m. central time, 7:15 p.m. mountain time today (Sunday), no cat yet.

But I think it's still too early to start composing any eulogies, probably way too early. 

[GOBUCKS]

The Atman Cat Watch continues.

As of 8:15 p.m. central time, 7:15 p.m. mountain time today (Sunday), no cat yet.

But I think it's still too early to start composing any eulogies, probably way too early. 

Pedro sure isn't concerned.

Most likely that's because he made up the cat story so he could get in on the snowstorm whining.

The Picasso family never had a cat.

[franksolich]

The Atman Cat Watch as of circa 8:00 a.m. central time, 7:00 a.m. mountain time, Monday:

Demo_Chris (891 posts)    Mon Feb 11, 2013, 02:50 AM

86. KICK! Have you found your kitty?

Atman (25,686 posts)   Mon Feb 11, 2013, 07:00 AM

87. Still no Cato.

It will be warmer today, but raining. At lest sp! the driveway is cleared...maybe he'll find his way back.

OneGrassRoot (17,482 posts)    Mon Feb 11, 2013, 07:02 AM

88. Continued good vibes for Cato and you...

I have a feeling he'll show up very soon.

Atman (25,686 posts)    Mon Feb 11, 2013, 07:07 AM

89. Thank you...all of you!

I wasn't sic! expected such a response...but I should have. DUers are good, compassionate peeps.

What an ass.

Nothing about the caring compassionate people of the DUmpster, who hope the cat comes home.

[FlaGator]

I think that the cat took the opportunity to make a break for it using the snow storm as cover to put as much distance between itself and Atman as possible.

[Boudicca]

Maybe this cat will turn up at Easter, like Cindie's did for Christmas.  You DUmmies might try praying for a miracle instead of sending good vibes and healing white light and pictures of hands.  I do hope the poor, lost kitty returns; it is heartbreaking to lose a beloved pet.

[GOBUCKS]

I wonder, since Rob has been unemployed for nearly a year now, if he has cut back on the cat's rations.

It's no problem for the family to live off the income of Mrs. Picasso -  they always have.

But maybe most of Pedro's income from Mission Control was earmarked for cat food.

That, and perhaps their natural gas bills in July-August would have consumed Pedro's income as the third-rated cartoon boy in a department of three.

But since Mission Control shitcanned Pedro, maybe the cat has gone hungry.

Cats don't hang around out of loyalty.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Atman doesn't strike me as the kind of fellow that would be interested in



He seems like he'd be more interested in a

[Traveshamockery]

Atman doesn't strike me as the kind of fellow that would be interested in



He seems like he'd be more interested in a

 

[franksolich]

The Atman Cat Update, circa 5:00 p.m. central time, 4:00 mountain time, Monday:

Demo_Chris (901 posts)     Mon Feb 11, 2013, 07:57 AM 

91. Wow, I'd hoped he would be home. Still, it doesn't mean anything.

He could be kicking back on a warm feather pillow somewhere while some little girl feeds him tuna flakes and grapes and scratches just the right places.
 
Anyway, I hope he comes home soon.

Actually, the cat's probably in a hole somewhere, at least dry and warm, and heartily subsisting on mice, if there's mice in Connecticut.

When the cat gets back, franksolich suggests his evil twin give it a deworming pill.

[USA4ME]

Actually, the cat's probably in a hole somewhere

.

[franksolich]

Oh now, don't get the wrong impression here.

I'm concerned for the cat, not for Atman.

Atman can go chop ice cubes for all I care.

[USA4ME]

Oh now, don't get the wrong impression here.

I'm concerned for the cat, not for Atman.

Atman can go chop ice cubes for all I care.

Probably more like this, and hopefully the cat stays wise and at its new home.



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[BlueStateSaint]

Maybe Atman's cat pulled a 'Spooky' . . . (or whatever Pammy's cat was named)

[franksolich]

The Atman Cat Update, Tuesday, circa 7:45 a.m. central time, 6:45 a.m. mountain time.

Nothing new to report, and the primitives seem to have walked away from that campfire, not caring any more.

We here on the other hand care a great deal.

About the cat, not its owner, who can go pound sand, or be run over by a big semi-truck, or something.

I've been thinking about this, and based upon my own experiences with lost cats, I think the time the evil twin should start losing sleep over the absent cat would be about the time he's going to that big sold-out country-and-western concert, or two days before franksolich's birthday.

Until then, I wouldn't worry; after then, I'd start to worry.

[Duke Nukum]

Keeping Toast's cat in my thoughts and prayers.

[BlueStateSaint]

Keeping Toast's cat in my thoughts and prayers.

The cat, as one of God's Creatures, deserves them. 

Assman, not so much.

[Skul]

Has Pedro found his ***** yet? 

[Silverhair]

Atman doesn't strike me as the kind of fellow that would be interested in



He seems like he'd be more interested in a

Groan!  It took me a double take to catch that. 

[franksolich]

Has Pedro found his ***** yet? 

As of circa 2:00 central time, 1:00 p.m. mountain time, Tuesay, no.

And the primitives, whom the evil twin misadvertised as "caring" and "compassionate," don't seem to have cared for quite a while now.  The campfire's nearly out, and shoved w-a-a-a-a-y back from the front page of Skins's island.

While here in the DUmpster, it remains prominently on the first page, everybody worried for the cat.

I figure I'll start worrying if it doesn't show by March 4, the day of that "sold-out" country-and-western concert, which would be a little less than a month after the cat went away.  Others' mileage may vary, but that's been my experience in missing cats.

[GOBUCKS]

As of circa 2:00 central time, 1:00 p.m. mountain time, Tuesay, no.

And the primitives, whom the evil twin misadvertised as "caring" and "compassionate," don't seem to have cared for quite a while now.

The DUmmies have already forgotten Deadstone, and Pam, and the murdered ginger sodomite, let alone a fictional housecat.

[franksolich]

The DUmmies have already forgotten Deadstone, and Pam, and the murdered ginger sodomite, let alone a fictional housecat.

They do have a short attention span.

I'm kind of thinking even Atman's forgotten about the cat.

[EagleKeeper]

My experience with intact male cats tell me...

1) It's a bad idea to try to make them indoor only cats. (It can be kinda stinky)

2)They go on a road show for well over a month sometimes.

3) When they do show up they are usually beat to flinders.

4) The weather doesn't seem to matter much, especially if they have to "escape" in order to start the road show.

[GOBUCKS]

My experience with intact male cats tell me...

1) It's a bad idea to try to make them indoor only cats. (It can be kinda stinky)

2)They go on a road show for well over a month sometimes.

3) When they do show up they are usually beat to flinders.

4) The weather doesn't seem to matter much, especially if they have to "escape" in order to start the road show.

That is true.

We used to have a white male tomcat.

Once after a two or three week tour of the township, he came home so chewed up, he crawled behind some shrubbery and just lay there for a couple of days. I thought he was dead. Then finally he snapped out of it and was back to normal, except for some new battle scars and a funny looking ear.