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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #100 on: February 03, 2013, 02:58:33 PM »
Still looks like a Daisy BB gun to me. 

I don't shoot shotguns much, I don't know a whole lot about them.

It's legit. He just looks like a guy cleaning his first fish.

Kinda like the bicycle and baseball pictures of Preezy O'Choom. I haven't seen a picture of him playing basketball, but I imagine he is equally clumsy at it.

Come to think of it, the only "common man" pictures I have seen of Preezy where he looks comfortable, look like this:

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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #101 on: February 03, 2013, 06:27:48 PM »
That is a man who is deathly afraid of that shotgun. Look how tense he is, in his arms and stance. He can't be having fun.

If Vladamir Putin had been there with him, Putin would have used an AK, while wrestling a tiger, drinking Wodka from a bottle, and screwing Moochelle from behind... at the same time.



You left out the part where he shaves her back . Got to keep the first wookie trim you know.
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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #102 on: February 03, 2013, 07:08:09 PM »
You left out the part where he shaves her back . Got to keep the first wookie trim you know.

I think Putin would burn it off with a cigarette lighter and his Wodka breath!
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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #103 on: February 03, 2013, 07:09:58 PM »
You left out the part where he shaves her back . Got to keep the first wookie trim you know.
That must be why she has such a large staff.
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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #104 on: February 03, 2013, 07:57:03 PM »

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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #106 on: February 03, 2013, 08:35:12 PM »

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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #109 on: February 03, 2013, 08:40:13 PM »
Who aksed him?

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I had to read that a couple of times.

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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #110 on: February 03, 2013, 10:30:42 PM »
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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #111 on: February 04, 2013, 07:37:55 AM »
I thought left handed people wore their watches on their right arm.

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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #112 on: February 04, 2013, 07:40:57 AM »
My favorite one by far!

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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #113 on: February 04, 2013, 07:52:02 AM »



I saw the pic of Obama that is throughout most of this thread, somewhere else over the weekend.

My first thought?  The arms looked way too white to be Obama. At least the Obama we usually see.

Look at the pic above. The arms look too white, like they did in the pic I originally saw.

Methinks they used Obama's standin and forgot to darken the skin to match Obama's. Either that or he wears makeup to make him look darker IRL...
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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #114 on: February 04, 2013, 07:59:53 AM »


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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #116 on: February 04, 2013, 08:56:05 AM »






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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #117 on: February 04, 2013, 09:00:09 AM »
....and Sammy Davis jr. sings, "Who can turn a manly sport into a p#ussy sport.....the Candy Man can....."
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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #118 on: February 04, 2013, 09:04:59 AM »
That must be why she has such a large staff.

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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #119 on: February 04, 2013, 09:19:36 AM »
....and Sammy Davis jr. sings, "Who can turn a manly sport into a p#ussy sport.....the Candy Man can....."
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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #120 on: February 04, 2013, 10:36:10 AM »
Come-on, Jason, spit it out.
Obama shoots like a girl.  :fuelfire:


Hey  :rant:

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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #122 on: February 04, 2013, 10:51:36 AM »
This is one of the funniest threads we've had in a long time.

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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #123 on: February 04, 2013, 11:22:54 AM »

Staff...bulge whatever...


WTH is THAT??????????

Gross. 

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Re: Hey DUmmies: White House Releases Photo of Obama Shooting a Gun
« Reply #124 on: February 04, 2013, 11:32:50 AM »
The libs/dems of today are the Quislings of former years. The cowards who would vote a fraud into office in exchange for handouts from the devil.

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