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Offline Freeper

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This is a new one!
« on: February 01, 2013, 09:52:45 PM »
I have never seen this at DUmmyland.

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251283129

And Bob was banned.

I wonder what truth he posted.

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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2013, 02:06:52 AM »
I have never seen this at DUmmyland.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251283129

And Bob was banned.

I wonder what truth he posted.



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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2013, 02:35:31 AM »
I wonder if the elusive enigmatic Elad finally set something up that automatically excises spam; Skins's island does have a problem with that.

We do too, but we got Chris_ to automatically get rid of spam; we don't need any computer software for it.
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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2013, 04:16:12 AM »
From the supper secret Meta forum where a similar question was posed:

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2. It is a new feature

When someone with fewer than 100 posts is banned, the software will automatically delete all of their messages posted in the 12 hours before they were banned.

FWIW, the subject line of the post is supposed to say "Message auto-removed" not "Message deleted by DU Administrators" -- that should be corrected sometime today.

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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2013, 05:05:19 AM »
So not only do they disappear the person and the offending truth, they also remove all evidence (in the 12 hour window) of the person's existence.

How tolerant of them.

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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2013, 05:45:00 AM »
So not only do they disappear the person and the offending truth, they also remove all evidence (in the 12 hour window) of the person's existence.

How tolerant of them.

And Stalin smiles.

It's an improvement on 1984, there they had a department where the employees edited people out of old pictures, newspaper articles &c. now the DUmp has computer software to do it for them...

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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2013, 06:23:32 AM »
It's an improvement on 1984, there they had a department where the employees edited people out of old pictures, newspaper articles &c. now the DUmp has computer software to do it for them...

Yep. Thanks to technology the website site of tolerance, open-mindedness and free-thinking can silence differing opinions and disappear folks not of the hive-mind much more quickly and efficiently.
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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2013, 08:53:22 AM »
The masked weasel is confused about this.
Separate OP.
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What does "Message autoremoved" mean? nt

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022299156
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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2013, 10:57:08 AM »
The masked weasel is confused about this.
Separate OP.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022299156


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6. This is a Meta issue, but the answer is in post 3, above.

I will now lock this with host consensus.

It amuses how they lock and delete everything over there.

Here is the answer

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from admin EarlG:

When someone with fewer than 100 posts is banned, the software will automatically delete all of their messages posted in the 12 hours before they were banned.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/1240214072#post2

I like it. Troll droppings are unsightly, unsanitary & stink to high heaven. Plus, they've been known to attract more trolls.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022299156

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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2013, 11:49:15 AM »
Hmmm, gotta remember to post at least 101.......
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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2013, 12:13:40 PM »
I wonder if the elusive enigmatic Elad finally set something up that automatically excises spam; Skins's island does have a problem with that.

We do too, but we got Chris_ to automatically get rid of spam; we don't need any computer software for it.

All this time I thought Chris was computer software.

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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2013, 12:18:28 PM »
All this time I thought Chris was computer software.

He is, but we don't want the DUmmies to know that he is.

I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2013, 01:23:40 PM »
He is, but we don't want the DUmmies to know that he is.



And we don't want to piss him off. Last time we pissed him off he went Skynet on us and took over the place.
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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2013, 01:25:56 PM »
And we don't want to piss him off. Last time we pissed him off he went Skynet on us and took over the place.

 :rotf:

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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2013, 03:03:41 PM »
And we don't want to piss him off. Last time we pissed him off he went Skynet on us and took over the place.

That was the most fun I ever remember having on CC.  Good times.

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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2013, 04:47:15 PM »
That was the most fun I ever remember having on CC.  Good times.

Yes it was!  Reading about how he adores Vera Wang . . . great stuff! O-) :whistling: :tongue:
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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2013, 08:06:42 PM »
Yes it was!  Reading about how he adores Vera Wang . . . great stuff! O-) :whistling: :tongue:

Vera Wang! That's what they were. 

Ah, nothing like some good, clean fun at Chris's expense.  :popcorn:

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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2013, 08:18:46 PM »
Vera Wang! That's what they were. 

Ah, nothing like some good, clean fun at Chris's expense.  :popcorn:
This had to be before I wandered over.
The only funny stuff I recall was when Chris_, and few others, post counts dropped to zero for some reason.
I was very new at the time, and still learning.  Still am for all practical reasons.
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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2013, 08:36:05 PM »
It's an improvement on 1984, there they had a department where the employees edited people out of old pictures, newspaper articles &c. now the DUmp has computer software to do it for them...

MiniTru couldn't afford the necessary computers...the War, you know...

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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2013, 09:05:40 PM »
This had to be before I wandered over.
The only funny stuff I recall was when Chris_, and few others, post counts dropped to zero for some reason.
I was very new at the time, and still learning.  Still am for all practical reasons.

I didn't think the Chris_ Skynet episode had been that long ago.

Imagine this...you go to bed and Conservative Cave is Conservative Cave. When you wake up the next morning Conservative Cave is essentially Chris_ Cave. All of your posts were made by Chris_. All of Freep's posts were made by Chris_. All of my posts were made by Chris_. Everyone's posts were made by Chris_.

What this means is that if one of our lady members had posted that her ovaries were causing problems the morning after the episode it looked as if Chris_ had posted that his ovaries were causing problems.

At first glance it was a 'what the hell???' moment. Then it became funny. Well, except for poor Chris I suppose because he had the headache of fixing it.

I was kind of conflicted at the time because you don't want to laugh when a good guy is having problems, and Chris is a good guy. He's never failed to reply with help any time I've asked anything of him, and I know it had to be a pain to fix things. Still, funny is funny. Chris_ hasn't become the board again so I guess he didn't hold our amusement against us.
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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2013, 09:10:14 PM »
I didn't think the Chris_ Skynet episode had been that long ago.

Imagine this...you go to bed and Conservative Cave is Conservative Cave. When you wake up the next morning Conservative Cave is essentially Chris_ Cave. All of your posts were made by Chris_. All of Freep's posts were made by Chris_. All of my posts were made by Chris_. Everyone's posts were made by Chris_.

What this means is that if one of our lady members had posted that her ovaries were causing problems the morning after the episode it looked as if Chris_ had posted that his ovaries were causing problems.
At first glance it was a 'what the hell???' moment. Then it became funny. Well, except for poor Chris I suppose because he had the headache of fixing it.

I was kind of conflicted at the time because you don't want to laugh when a good guy is having problems, and Chris is a good guy. He's never failed to reply with help any time I've asked anything of him, and I know it had to be a pain to fix things. Still, funny is funny. Chris_ hasn't become the board again so I guess he didn't hold our amusement against us.
Uum, no. Not gonna go there.
No.

I think I just filled my Depends from laughing.  :lmao:
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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2013, 09:12:20 PM »
Wasn't he using that frog as an avatar at the time?  That only made it better. 

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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2013, 09:28:58 PM »
I didn't think the Chris_ Skynet episode had been that long ago.

Imagine this...you go to bed and Conservative Cave is Conservative Cave. When you wake up the next morning Conservative Cave is essentially Chris_ Cave. All of your posts were made by Chris_. All of Freep's posts were made by Chris_. All of my posts were made by Chris_. Everyone's posts were made by Chris_.

What this means is that if one of our lady members had posted that her ovaries were causing problems the morning after the episode it looked as if Chris_ had posted that his ovaries were causing problems.

At first glance it was a 'what the hell???' moment. Then it became funny. Well, except for poor Chris I suppose because he had the headache of fixing it.

I was kind of conflicted at the time because you don't want to laugh when a good guy is having problems, and Chris is a good guy. He's never failed to reply with help any time I've asked anything of him, and I know it had to be a pain to fix things. Still, funny is funny. Chris_ hasn't become the board again so I guess he didn't hold our amusement against us.

I didn't help things by changing my avatar to the one that Chris had at the time while he was trying to fix it.  :-)

Yeah Chris is a good guy that is why we all give him such a hard time.

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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2013, 09:41:45 PM »
I didn't help things by changing my avatar to the one that Chris had at the time while he was trying to fix it.  :-)

Yeah Chris is a good guy that is why we all give him such a hard time.



This has sort of turned into a Chris appreciation thread.



Does anybody have any dirt on Chris, to even things out a bit?

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Re: This is a new one!
« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2013, 09:55:56 PM »
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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”