Maybe he's a financial consultant like our long lost DUmpmonkey TwixVoy, who doled out financial advice while pursuing a career uncrating melon ballers at Target.
Until an unannounced drug test.
Or maybe he's just an unemployed DUmmy like the rest of the DUmp, lying through his teeth.
And, off topic, apparently I'm not the only one who has started getting tons of blank lines when bringing junk over from the DUmp. Pain in the ass deleting all those extra blank lines.
