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DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« on: January 31, 2013, 11:20:36 PM »
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I Just REAMED My Brother In Law

 
My brother in law called to basically tell my wife that I am a LAZY person because I lost my job because my ex employer who laid me off 3 weeks could not pay its bills or its employees.... then he could not help himself and invoked President Obama in to the conversation and said.. YOU CAN THANK HIM FOR YOUR LAY OFF.
 
I grabbed the phone out of my wifes hands and said "how is it Obamas fault my ex company couldnt handle it financial affairs responsibly?...ahhhhhh ahhhhha ahhaaa is all he could say.
 
Then he launches into a bunch of BLATHER about politics and how bad things are so I asked him the following..
 

Who is the President of The US
Name one US Senator from Washington State
Who is your Congressman
Name a State House Member
Who is the Mayor of your town
name 2 city councilpersons
name 1 school board member

What are 2 issues that confront your town right now.

He could only answer me with... President Obama

I told him to stop bitchin and get involved that he is a part of the problem not the solution..


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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2013, 11:22:39 PM »
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My brother in law called to basically tell my wife that I am a LAZY person because I lost my job because my ex employer who laid me off 3 weeks could not pay its bills or its employees.... then he could not help himself and invoked President Obama in to the conversation and said.. YOU CAN THANK HIM FOR YOUR LAY OFF.
 
I grabbed the phone out of my wifes hands and said "how is it Obamas fault my ex company couldnt handle it financial affairs responsibly?
I suppose the term "enabler" isn't in rsmithnumber's vocabulary.
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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2013, 11:27:24 PM »
When someone as stupid as DUmmy rsmithnumbers tries to make up a bouncy tale the result can be a classic.

Unfortunately, this one is just DUmb.

Even by DUmp standards, the Resume Master is DUmber than a rock.

The only way he'll ever get another job is if Bipolar Man comes to his rescue.

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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2013, 12:47:28 AM »


     It is, in general, inadvisable to describe any activity undertaken by a liberal as "reaming," particularly in relation to a DUmmy's same-sex relations.
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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2013, 01:32:31 AM »
How did he know what was being told his wife on the phone?

Was he eavesdropping or just a control freak?

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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2013, 02:05:39 AM »
How did he know what was being told his wife on the phone?

Was he eavesdropping or just a control freak?

A control freak would be listening in wouldn't they?

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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2013, 02:16:12 AM »
A control freak would be listening in wouldn't they?

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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2013, 03:25:39 AM »
Hey douchebag !

It really IS Obama's fault you lost your previous job.

It's YOUR fault that you've not found another.

Typical leftist union thug mentality of "Job for life".

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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2013, 04:23:32 AM »

     It is, in general, inadvisable to describe any activity undertaken by a liberal as "reaming," particularly in relation to a DUmmy's same-sex relations.

Definitely agree, and the H5 for reminding everyone.
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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2013, 05:10:52 AM »

     It is, in general, inadvisable to describe any activity undertaken by a liberal as "reaming," particularly in relation to a DUmmy's same-sex relations.

My first thought on seeing the thread title was along similar lines...hoping that the DUmmy wouldn't have been posting a massively t.m.i. thread.

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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2013, 05:38:19 AM »
Washington State ?

I don't know half of those answers either (I don't live in Washington), but I'd bet every single one of the answers in rsmithnubers questions are or involve Democrats.

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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2013, 07:09:59 AM »
Proof that it takes a Republican to get these lazy-assed liberals off the couch.
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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2013, 07:36:07 AM »
Good one, Snugs. 

If by "reaming" he means besting with an airtight argument, he didn't really do that, did he. 

It is Obama's fault, Rsmith, and you will never work again.   :loser:

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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2013, 08:16:38 AM »
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I grabbed the phone out of my wifes hands and said "how is it Obamas fault my ex company couldnt handle it financial affairs responsibly?

Primitive has convinced himself this happened because of company mishandlings, when the real reason they canned him is because he was dead weight.

The bouncys will hopefully get better as the rsmithnumbers primitive enters a month, six months, a year, 2 years, and 5 years of unemployment.

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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2013, 09:08:42 AM »
Hey douchebag !

It really IS Obama's fault you lost your previous job.



Yeah, I'm certain rsMitHnuMbeRs knows it is, he just can't bring himself to admit it.  The lame-o "questions" tip it off.  The (D)ipshit is frustrated and can't fling it's poo at a Republican anymore.

Primitive has convinced himself this happened because of company mishandlings, when the real reason they canned him is because he was dead weight.


Bet money on that.
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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2013, 09:54:07 AM »
I suppose the term "enabler" isn't in rsmithnumber's vocabulary.


Neither is "cumulative".  Every event is a totally separate occurrence where none affect the other.

Sounds like my teenagers.
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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2013, 10:16:35 AM »
Now, I am sure this is Bush or republicans doing, maybe even evil 1%ers, but under the world's smartest economic genius there are 8.5 million fewer jobs. The pure propaganda of the 0bama regime says that there is now a higher UE rate than when he took office and that is with 8,500,000 fewer people in the numerator. While the low IQer rsmithDUche is now counted in the BSBLS UE number it soon will not and make the economic super genius look better.

OWN IT you unintelligent useful idiot.

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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2013, 10:50:05 AM »
There have been so many people on unemployment for so long that N.C. is trying to drop the unemployment benefit from $535 to $350 per week. Some DUmmie asked the governor to try to live on $350 a week..... :lmao:.....enough DUmmie iron in that statement to build a battleship.....and the DUmmie can't see it.
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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2013, 10:51:23 AM »
I never got that much on unemployment in North Carolina (I used it once or twice).  What I got was equal to minimum wage for a 40 hour week, roughly $275.
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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2013, 10:54:29 AM »
How did he know what was being told his wife on the phone?

Was he eavesdropping or just a control freak?

HAHAHAHA.    Excellent pick up.   

He did ask good questions though of his BIL.   Most people can't answer those questions, which to me is pathetic.


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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2013, 01:29:16 PM »
Do they live in the same town? How would rsmithnumbers know who they are either? And why would he care what his BIL knew anyway? Why would it be such a reaming? Seriously! I don't live in WA state but everyone knows Patty Murray, nearly one of the dumbest people on the planet. Personally, I don't give a rat's ass about school board members and didn't even for the relatively short time we were in public school. It affected me in no way whatsoever. Unless you pay attention to local government or need some help and/or info why would you care about who's on your city council? And how does any of this reflect on someone's intelligence? The fact is, the BIL has a job and rsmithnumbers is out of work so even if he is the genius of WA state, knowing the above doesn't matter one wit and has no bearing on the context of the conversation.

You can be a lazy piece of shit (which is what the conversation was about so rsmithnumbers was deflecting...probably cuz what the BIL said was absolutely true) and have a high IQ. Being a lazy ****, he probably has more time to google the info he's pretending he's smart enough to know. What a loser, he has to try to puff himself up instead of getting a job. If he was such a freaking genius he'd find a way to get a job. Loser!

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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2013, 01:36:58 PM »
You can be a lazy piece of shit (which is what the conversation was about so rsmithnumbers was deflecting...probably cuz what the BIL said was absolutely true) and have a high IQ.

Not only that, but I've noticed that people who are rather 'book smart'--PhDs, for example--have very little common sense.
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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2013, 02:39:46 PM »
Not only that, but I've noticed that people who are rather 'book smart'--PhDs, for example--have very little common sense.

You got that right.  I have a genius PHD' cousin whoes wife worked and took care of the family.  She didn't have college and got a realtors license.  My cousin almost bankrupted my uncle with one scheme after another trying to invent something.  He might have been book smart, but certainly not successful in life.
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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2013, 03:04:08 PM »
Not only that, but I've noticed that people who are rather 'book smart'--PhDs, for example--have very little common sense.

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Re: DUmmy "rsmith6621": "I Just REAMED My Brother In Law"
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2013, 03:17:17 PM »
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I Just REAMED My Brother In Law

 
My brother in law called to basically tell my wife that I am a LAZY person because I lost my job because my ex employer who laid me off 3 weeks could not pay its bills or its employees.... then he could not help himself and invoked President Obama in to the conversation and said.. YOU CAN THANK HIM FOR YOUR LAY OFF.
 
I grabbed the phone out of my wifes hands and said "how is it Obamas fault my ex company couldnt handle it financial affairs responsibly?...ahhhhhh ahhhhha ahhaaa is all he could say.
 
Then he launches into a bunch of BLATHER about politics and how bad things are so I asked him the following..
 

Who is the President of The US
Name one US Senator from Washington State
Who is your Congressman
Name a State House Member
Who is the Mayor of your town
name 2 city councilpersons
name 1 school board member

What are 2 issues that confront your town right now.

He could only answer me with... President Obama

I told him to stop bitchin and get involved that he is a part of the problem not the solution..


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Seriously, these dolts act like you just called their brother a twat waffle.   :thatsright:






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