I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Do no harm--but take no shit.
Do not fall in love with girls or their devil vagina magic.
You are somebody's reason to masturbate.
Sex is not the answer, sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
There's another word for "mother****er"--it's "dad".
My mother says hello. Hooray for speech therapy!
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a crowbar.
Some days it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
