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How to Start A Truck
« on: January 29, 2013, 09:08:24 PM »
Step 1: On the way to the truck pour yourself a coffee and retrieve a blueberry muffin from the continental breakfast buffet

Step 2: Juggle your jacket, the coffee and the muffin as you attempt to unlock the driver side door to the truck

Step 3: Upon realizing the door lock is stuck, set the coffee and the muffin on the hood of the truck

Step 4: At the sound of the "plop" retrieve the muffin from the snow

Step 5: Open the truck door and set the coffee inside the cup holder then throw your jacket across the cab, spilling your coffee

Step 6: Set the muffin on the hood and retrieve the snow scraper from the cab of the truck

Step 7: Slam the truck door in disgust, catching a face full of snowy powder.

Step 8: Retrieve the muffin from the snow again

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You are now ready to start the truck.
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Re: How to Start A Truck
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2013, 09:09:17 PM »
Bad morning?
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Re: How to Start A Truck
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2013, 09:12:53 PM »
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

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Re: How to Start A Truck
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2013, 09:17:13 PM »
It was 50º here this morning.  I went to work in short sleeves.
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Re: How to Start A Truck
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2013, 10:05:37 PM »
Sorry.  But, it made me laugh.  I got about four inches of powder dumped on my head and down my neck yesterday morning trying to duck the branches to get to my car.  Couldn't give them a flick with my hand before going underneath them because I was carrying things that I needed at work. 

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Re: How to Start A Truck
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2013, 10:55:24 PM »
It was in the seventies today :tongue:
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Re: How to Start A Truck
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2013, 06:20:10 PM »
It's gonna be -5 tomorrow morning with a -20 windchill.

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Re: How to Start A Truck
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2013, 06:22:29 PM »
My friend recently moved to Iowa and said the same thing. 

He was going to take a picture of his thermometer outside but it was so cold his phone would not work.
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