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In defense of noble Alaska ptarmigan
« on: January 28, 2013, 10:01:08 PM »
In defense of noble Alaska ptarmigan
http://www.alaskadispatch.com/article/defense-noble-alaska-ptarmigan

The noble ptarmigan. Finally, someone who cares about ptarmigans. Rabbits, gyrfalcons, ermines, magpies, and ground squirrels are filthy vermin worthy of exterminating. The freaks that they all are. Their days are coming and God will unleash His violent wrath on them for their crimes. Rabbits, gyrfalcons, ermines, magpies, and ground squirrels are doomed.
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Re: In defense of noble Alaska ptarmigan
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2013, 10:10:41 PM »
Uhh, why have they not learned to build a nest in a tree, are there no trees where they are?
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Re: In defense of noble Alaska ptarmigan
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2013, 10:12:23 PM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on January 28, 2013, 10:10:41 PM
Uhh, why have they not learned to build a nest in a tree, are there no trees where they are?


Ptarmigans are ground dwellers. There are not many trees in the tundra.
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Re: In defense of noble Alaska ptarmigan
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2013, 10:15:03 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on January 28, 2013, 10:12:23 PM
Ptarmigans are ground dwellers. There are not many trees in the tundra.
No trees above the timber line? How can that be?
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Re: In defense of noble Alaska ptarmigan
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2013, 10:15:30 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on January 28, 2013, 10:12:23 PM
Ptarmigans are ground dwellers. They can be seen on trees.

Oh, I also noticed that they get eaten by quite a lot of different species, I suppose that it is a noble act to donate all that protein to their neighbors.  
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Re: In defense of noble Alaska ptarmigan
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2013, 10:17:23 PM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on January 28, 2013, 10:15:30 PM
Oh, I also noticed that they get eaten by quite a lot of different species, I suppose that it is a noble act to donate all that protein to their neighbors.  

It would be a noble act if all those species were exterminated as the vermin they are.  :fuelfire: :yahoo:
GOD HATES BUNNIES!
GOD HATES GYRFALCONS!
GOD HATES GOSHAWKS!
GOD HATES ERMINES!
GOD HATES MINKS!
GOD HATES MARTENS!
GOD HATES WOLVERINES!
GOD HATES MAGPIES!
GOD HATES GROUND SQUIRRELS!
THEY ALL FACE GOD'S ANGRY WRATH WHEN THEIR DAY COMES!
ALL ROT IN HELL!
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Re: In defense of noble Alaska ptarmigan
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2013, 10:22:43 PM »
They look sorta like pigeons, that is if you ignore the nose flaps and fuzzy legs and whatnot.

Pigeons must be noble too.
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Re: In defense of noble Alaska ptarmigan
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2013, 10:29:53 PM »
Ptarmy, I Hi5'd you just to give you an even 300. That and you've always been a good sport.
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Re: In defense of noble Alaska ptarmigan
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2013, 10:31:59 PM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on January 28, 2013, 10:22:43 PM
They look sorta like pigeons, that is if you ignore the nose flaps and fuzzy legs and whatnot.

Pigeons must be noble too.

Pigeon


Ptarmigan


Doesn't look like a pigeon to me. Anyways, ptarmigan is not related to pigeon. Some pigeons are bred to feathery feet.
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Re: In defense of noble Alaska ptarmigan
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2013, 10:37:31 PM »
I couldn't help but notice that the ptarmigan is on the ground and the pigeons seem to be on the side of a cliff.

Damn sneaky pigeons!
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Re: In defense of noble Alaska ptarmigan
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2013, 10:51:11 PM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on January 28, 2013, 10:37:31 PM
I couldn't help but notice that the ptarmigan is on the ground and the pigeons seem to be on the side of a cliff.

Damn sneaky pigeons!

Those pigeons have some pretty colors, too.
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Re: In defense of noble Alaska ptarmigan
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2013, 07:56:48 AM »
Pigeon's taste like ptarmigan's.
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Re: In defense of noble Alaska ptarmigan
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2013, 07:11:49 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 28, 2013, 10:51:11 PM
Those pigeons have some pretty colors, too.

Some pigeons have feathered feet like a ptarmigan.
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