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Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« on: January 28, 2013, 03:06:32 PM »
DUmmy backwoodsbob, one the DUmp's most obnoxious homos, turned his dog out into the street and it got run over.

Too bad for the dog, but it's a beautiful thing to see a DUmpmonkey suffer.

I love threads like this!
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Sat Jan 26, 2013, 07:54 PM

backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)

we just lost buddy...hit ..oh god

Buddies gone..OMG..My Baby..Oh god..Oh ****..my babies gone..Oh shit.

**** me..damnit..Oh God...DAMN
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Hey Bobbo - the mutt was run over by a car. That means it's your fault!

You let him run into the street to get killed! Your fault!


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Sat Jan 26, 2013, 07:58 PM

LiberalEsto (15,554 posts)

2. oh no, how awful!

sending you vibes of comfort

Yeah, vibes do it every time.


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Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:13 PM

backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)

13. God Damn IT

DAMNIT.

God DAMN I loved him.

****..this one hurts.He was my baby...**** **** ****
I love it! Suffer, DUmmy, suffer!


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Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:15 PM

backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)

14. nothing to talk about

my babies gone.

Stupid DUmmy. You mean "baby's".


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Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:24 PM

backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)

16. My baby

OMG...My baby.Oh god I love him.OMG..My Buddy...my baby...oh god my baby

Gnash those teeth, Bobbo! Wail! Rend your clothes!

One of the best DUmp threads in a long time.


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Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:31 PM

backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)

20. I just want to curl up and die with him

he was my baby..GOD DAMN
Well then, do it.

It's your fault he's dead! You let him get into the street!



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Sat Jan 26, 2013, 08:45 PM

 backwoodsbob (4,287 posts)

28. it's killing me

it hurts

Go ahead and hang yourself, Bobbo.

It's only January, but you'll never be a DOTY candidate anyway.


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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2013, 03:12:15 PM »


     No experience is ever legitimate to a DUmmy until they post about it on the internet. Pathetic sacks of shit.
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2013, 03:17:03 PM »
Yes.  Seems to me the last thing I would want to do is go on an internet board the moment such a horrifying thing happened.  Maybe several days later when the pain was not so fresh.  Because after all, it was MY FAULT.


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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2013, 03:20:08 PM »
Oh man, what a downer.  If Buddy were only an unborn child we could have had cake and ice cream.

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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2013, 03:25:24 PM »
Damn....was the DUmmie into bestiality?
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2013, 03:26:29 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on January 28, 2013, 03:12:15 PM

     No experience is ever legitimate to a DUmmy until they post about it on the internet. .

I know, right?  that is just weird to be posting like that, seems with all those tears the keyboard would short out :(
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2013, 03:26:53 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on January 28, 2013, 03:20:08 PM
Oh man, what a downer.  If Buddy were only an unborn child we could have had cake and ice cream.

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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2013, 03:49:29 PM »
If true, my condolences to the low IQer. Even a sub 60 person can form an emotional attachment to a more intelligent being. DUmmys should not be allowed to have pets.
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2013, 03:54:29 PM »
Good God!!!!  That's some industrial strength histrionics there.  perhaps he would feel better if he smashed his teeth on a rock like the Hawaiians did.
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2013, 04:00:13 PM »
Wow...  I love my animals, but, wow...  Somebody needs to hand that blubbering queer a razor blade and walk away.
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2013, 04:11:09 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 28, 2013, 04:00:13 PM
Wow...  I love my animals, but, wow...  Somebody needs to hand that blubbering queer a razor blade and walk away.

What!! and miss the best part.
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2013, 04:14:37 PM »
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2013, 04:16:50 PM »
I'd bet that the Dog is happier. He's in Doggie heaven plotting on how to burn down the Rainbow Bridge in order to keep the backwoods queer from crossing it.
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2013, 04:25:22 PM »
The dog is in a better place- away from the DUmmie.
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2013, 04:26:34 PM »

     Probably another cynical way to get DUmmy chicks. Bob's mailbox is probably bursting with naked pics from CalPeg and LynneSin to assuage his extreme sorrow.
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2013, 04:31:44 PM »
Quote from: jukin on January 28, 2013, 03:49:29 PM
If true, my condolences to the low IQer. Even a sub 60 person can form an emotional attachment to a more intelligent being. DUmmys should not be allowed to have pets.

Don't be sorry. I don't believe it, at all. "Buddy" was about as real as the A-Team's Crazy Murdock's dog "Billy" was. Dummies lie over everything, that kind of cussing/hysteria in the post is a dead give away it is fake emotion. It's a Buddy Bouncy from Backwards Bob. ::)
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2013, 04:36:52 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on January 28, 2013, 04:26:34 PM
     Probably another cynical way to get DUmmy chicks. Bob's mailbox is probably bursting with naked pics from CalPeg and LynneSin to assuage his extreme sorrow.

I'm on the verge of pouring neat bleach onto my eyes to try and quench the pain you just caused.
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2013, 04:48:35 PM »
Wow, too bad about the dog! But why would you let an animal out where it can run into the street? Much better to put a leash on if you're gonna be near the street if you can't control him. Teach a pup basic obedience and INSIST on it from him ALL the time. They need rules and consistency just like children. Except once they learn the rules they don't tend to disobey.

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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2013, 04:50:35 PM »
Quote from: kraven on January 28, 2013, 04:31:44 PM
Don't be sorry. I don't believe it, at all. "Buddy" was about as real as the A-Team's Crazy Murdock's dog "Billy" was. Dummies lie over everything, that kind of cussing/hysteria in the post is a dead give away it is fake emotion. It's a Buddy Bouncy from Backwards Bob. ::)

Wasn't  the Clinton dog that got run over also named Buddy? Hmmmm.

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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2013, 04:55:31 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on January 28, 2013, 04:50:35 PM
Wasn't  the Clinton dog that got run over also named Buddy? Hmmmm.



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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2013, 05:06:21 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 28, 2013, 03:25:24 PM
Damn....was the DUmmie into bestiality?

That's what I'm sayin'....

Jeebus, this first post was over the top....waaaaayyy over the top, then they just went completely deviant from there what.....six, ....seven?

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28. it's killing me

it hurts

Good.   Lord.  Yes, I hate losing a dog.  I like them far more than 98.75555% of the people, I personally know.  I think about each and every one, from time to time.  But, gawddamn.....

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Don't be sorry. I don't believe it, at all. "Buddy" was about as real as the A-Team's Crazy Murdock's dog "Billy" was. Dummies lie over everything, that kind of cussing/hysteria in the post is a dead give away it is fake emotion. It's a Buddy Bouncy from Backwards Bob.

Sounds about right.  Those posts are dripping with "I want attention!!!!  I want attention!!!" not, I miss my dog.
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2013, 05:13:35 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on January 28, 2013, 04:50:35 PM
Wasn't  the Clinton dog that got run over also named Buddy? Hmmmm.



I was thinking the same thing except I think Hillery let the dog out as she is not a fan of Dogs.  I notice the dog was never replaced due I believe for a comment Bill made about how happy he was to get the dog, gave him someone to talk to.   Some woman do have a way of getting even with a cheating husband.
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2013, 05:21:19 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on January 28, 2013, 05:13:35 PM
I was thinking the same thing except I think Hillery let the dog out as she is not a fan of Dogs.  I notice the dog was never replaced due I believe for a comment Bill made about how happy he was to get the dog, gave him someone to talk to.   Some woman do have a way of getting even with a cheating husband.

Getting even by killing a dog.

Why does that not surprise me at all?
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2013, 05:40:22 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on January 28, 2013, 05:21:19 PM
Getting even by killing a dog.

Why does that not surprise me at all?

Hillary as a bunny boiler is not that surprising to me.
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Re: Drama Queen DUmmy Emotes Over Dead Dog
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2013, 07:48:56 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 28, 2013, 04:00:13 PM
Wow...  I love my animals, but, wow...  Somebody needs to hand that blubbering queer a razor blade and walk away.

Well said, Wasp, well said.  H5 given.
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