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Lunatic Cuisine - You Are What You Eat
« on: January 27, 2013, 09:25:36 PM »
I don't know about you, but when I want some ideas for a tasty meal, I head straight for the DUmp's loony bin.

The professionally diagnosed lunatic Dennis does at least admit he's a madman.

Do not click the link unless you have a strong stomach. I peeked so you don't have to.
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Sun Jan 27, 2013, 07:59 PM
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Well, MI or not, I have mad culinary skills.

I defy anyone to tell me otherwise:

>>>>an unfocused, overexposed photo of some sickening stuff in an oven<<<<

Stuffed peppers, a beef pot roast with parsnips, carrots, celery, onions, and a pan of baked pasta with turkey Italian sausage, peppers, and spinach.
 
>>>>an extreme closeup of what appears to be two stewed rabbit brains<<<<

Thai hot and sour soup.

>>>>an extreme closeup of some prechewed food<<<<

Quinoa risotto with wild mushrooms, Parmesan, and toasted black walnuts.
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2. That looks amazing!
I have to agree, it's pretty unbelievable.

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Re: Lunatic Cuisine - You Are What You Eat
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2013, 09:32:34 PM »
I must admit that is a novel use for a bundt pan.
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Re: Lunatic Cuisine - You Are What You Eat
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2013, 09:38:26 PM »
Thats it. Denninmi is gay.

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Re: Lunatic Cuisine - You Are What You Eat
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2013, 11:30:54 PM »
"crazy mad" skills!

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Re: Lunatic Cuisine - You Are What You Eat
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2013, 11:56:13 PM »
If I am what I eat then I am Fritos and a coke today.

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Re: Lunatic Cuisine - You Are What You Eat
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2013, 04:47:59 AM »
If I am what I eat then I am Fritos and a coke today.

Mmmm . . . Fritos! :hyper: O-)
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Re: Lunatic Cuisine - You Are What You Eat
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2013, 10:16:57 AM »
It is amazing that the majority of Americans are led by so few.

3% of Americans are vegetarians. Yet you would think that this vocal group of totalitarians appear through the media as a huge percentage.

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12% of Americans are black. Yet you would think that this vocal group of totalitarians appear through the media as a huge percentage.

Look at any TV show, movie, or news fable and you will see those groups overrepresented from 5-10 times their actual weighting in the real population. First, we kill the media magnates.
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Re: Lunatic Cuisine - You Are What You Eat
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2013, 10:36:18 AM »
I do not believe 4% are homos. More like half that, or less, except for cesspools like San Francisco.

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Re: Lunatic Cuisine - You Are What You Eat
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2013, 10:52:30 AM »
I do not believe 4% are homos. More like half that, or less, except for cesspools like San Francisco.


You have to use progressive math & include all the people who apparently are faggots but don't realize it.

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Re: Lunatic Cuisine - You Are What You Eat
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2013, 11:11:59 AM »
If I am what I eat then I am Fritos and a coke today.

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Re: Lunatic Cuisine - You Are What You Eat
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2013, 11:12:35 AM »
I must admit that is a novel use for a bundt pan.

Yeah...what was in that pan anyway?  I couldn't tell if it was the stuffed peppers, pot roast or pasta?  Looked more like chili beans.
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Re: Lunatic Cuisine - You Are What You Eat
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2013, 12:22:41 PM »
That stewed rabbit brains soup looked disgusting!  Looks like a file photo anyway, I don't think he made that.  And what of Frank's concern about Dennis even being in the kitchen, what with the gas flames and sharp knives?

In the thread, the lunatics start giving each other directions to their houses, in order to sponge dinner.  This should end well. 

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Re: Lunatic Cuisine - You Are What You Eat
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2013, 12:37:34 PM »
You may notice in one of the photos it appears loony Dennis is using an electric oven.

That's good news for his neighbors, because when the time comes, he'll go the hanging route.

He can't just turn on the gas and blow up the entire block.

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Re: Lunatic Cuisine - You Are What You Eat
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2013, 05:13:59 PM »
You may notice in one of the photos it appears loony Dennis is using an electric oven.

That's good news for his neighbors, because when the time comes, he'll go the hanging route.

He can't just turn on the gas and blow up the entire block.

Oddly, that was the second thing I noticed when seeing the photographs the first time; the electric oven.

The first thing I noticed was how clean and expensive that appliance seemed.

Dennis the Menace's much-maligned now-absent paternal ancestor apparently wasn't poor, leaving scads of money for his heir.
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