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Offline formerlurker

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Nads can lift
« on: January 27, 2013, 06:05:09 PM »
I get busy for a day or so and none of you can row over to the island to bring back from women in combat according to nads for the entertainment of others???

SELFISH BASTARDS!!!   :-)

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Keyboard commandos? I remember the exact same arguments when women joined police forces and fire Units.

Before anybody says it at one point I could lift 200 pounds of dead weight.

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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2013, 06:06:05 PM »
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Before anybody says it at one point I could lift 200 pounds of dead weight.
:rofl: Is that what she calls standing up from a chair?
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2013, 06:13:09 PM »
Bull ****ing Shit. You can barely motive your fat ass to walk let alone type and now you claim to lift 200 LBS. Tell you what El Guapo. Make a YouTube video and show the world how you can do that and no break into a heart attack on the first go around.   
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2013, 06:19:09 PM »
nads--your chins don't count.
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2013, 07:07:39 PM »
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9. I have a friend who is 5'6" and weighs 145 lbs

She can deadlift 275 and benchpress 300. In October, she set two world records in two days. I cannot begin to imagine what she could do in an adrenalized situation.

Nads & TiT.  Two world class bullshitters in the same thread.
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2013, 07:11:50 PM »
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Before anybody says it at one point I could lift 200 pounds of dead weight.

So, she could pick up 1/2 a wounded soldier with gear?  What about the other half of the soldier?
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2013, 07:13:25 PM »
I am a large decently built male and it's difficult for me to lift 200 pounds of dead weight and carry it for any distance.  I can do it, but I have seen Nads and I just find it difficult to believe that she could.

In a local police departments PAT test that I did 12 years ago we had to drag a dummy that weighed 165 50ft.  It wasn't that hard, but that is dragging and I was a lot younger.
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2013, 07:14:14 PM »
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Nads & TiT.  Two world class bullshitters in the same thread.

Neither one would know the truth if it sat on their faces and wiggled.
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2013, 08:09:04 PM »
The lifting of 200 lbs is easily explained. One of the other fictional spirit-guides who was assigned to her for a short period of time told me about it.

She lifted a box once that had 200 lbs written on the side. Naturally, it was the contents of the box that weighed 200 lbs, and naturally, the contents had been removed from the box. It didn't matter to nadin. The box said 200 lbs. She lifted the box. That means she can lift 200 lbs.
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2013, 08:22:11 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 27, 2013, 06:06:05 PM
:rofl: Is that what she calls standing up from a chair?

Well, to be fair, she did say 'at one point'.  Now, she would call standing up from a chair 'lifting 300 pounds of dead weight'.
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2013, 09:29:31 PM »
The crazy bald dwarf must not realize that everyone has seen many appalling photographs of her.

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Before anybody says it at one point I could lift 200 pounds of dead weight.


On the other hand, she doesn't say that all 200 pounds were a single object lifted on a single day.
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2013, 09:33:44 PM »
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On the other hand, she doesn't say that all 200 pounds were a single object lifted on a single day.

Thanks for pointing that out, as it needed pointed out.
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2013, 04:36:11 AM »
Thank you!  Yesterday I was wondering WTH Gnads was.  It was concerning, suffice it to say.

When I was in the military I was in phenomenal shape even for a 25 yo.   Lifted weights and ran at lunch in addition to morning PT.  I could never lift and carry 200 lbs of deadweight.  I could drag it, but that's quite different from picking it up and carrying it.

Of course, from the look of Gnads photos I'm 50 lbs lighter than her not to mention 6 inches taller.  I can probably lift more at my age than she could when she was Super Gnads the EMT/Firewoman/Mexican Militia.

I want to know how many 200# bodies or equipment Gnads humped a quarter mile or more.
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2013, 06:18:19 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 27, 2013, 08:22:11 PM
Well, to be fair, she did say 'at one point'.  Now, she would call standing up from a chair 'lifting 300 pounds of useless dead weight'.
FIFY and that is just her head. :-)
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2013, 06:51:10 AM »
Please say zappaman visited that thread  :hyper:
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2013, 08:02:31 AM »
Quote from: formerlurker on January 27, 2013, 06:05:09 PM
I get busy for a day or so and none of you can row over to the island to bring back from women in combat according to nads for the entertainment of others???

SELFISH BASTARDS!!!   :-)

Actually, I wondered where you were on Sunday morning, seeing as there wasn't any new nadin inventory.

I suppose anybody can bring over nadin inventory, but I always looked at you as the oblate spheroid's campaign manager for Top DUmmie for 2013, because you do so well at promoting and publicizing her.

And since neither nadin nor BillBoob have responded to my magnanimous offer to be their campaign manager--they're not aware that terrible things happen to primitives who spurn the hand of friendship of franksolich, but I suppose they'll find out, sooner or later......--I've been at kind of a loss, because I got all this time and talent eagerly waiting to be used.

Right now, I'm seriously considering becoming campaign manager for either the Taverner primitive or the brain-damaged primitive; I dunno which one, and I wouldn't rule out the Die alte Sau or the defrocked warped primitive just yet.

I suggest other decent and civilized people follow your lead, madam, and "adopt" a primitive on whose behalf they'll publicize and boosterize for the Top DUmmie awards ten months hence. 
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2013, 08:06:50 AM »
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Before anybody says it at one point I could lift 200 pounds of dead weight.



Give Nads a break on this one.  It takes alot to lift the fat ass off the chair when she does move and from reading her attempts on writing she's pretty much dead weight on society.   :rotf:  :-)
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2013, 08:39:35 AM »
 She has more Chins than a Chinese phone book.

Quote from: NHSparky on January 27, 2013, 06:19:09 PM
nads--your chins don't count.
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2013, 08:40:56 AM »


Regardless of what you think Nads, a combat equipped man can weigh WELL over 200 lbs. As an Airborne Infantry Weapons Squad Leader, my JRTC packing list was an 80+ lb. ruck, 30+ lbs. of FLC (modern version of the LBE), and then 10 lbs. of weapon. And by the way you oxygen thief, this did NOT include the 30+ lbs. of body armor we thankfully didn't jump in. All told, that was 140 lbs. on TOP of the 200 lbs of body weight I had. I walked with that for over 10 miles. Your deadlifting analogy falls a little flat there Nads.

P.S. after the jump into the box, I had 3 soldiers out of my weapons squad who were real world casualties. You can't just abandon equipment for the enemy to use, so I wound up adding another M4 and NVG's to my packing list along with a tripod and 600 rounds of 7.62. Essentially, I was carrying my BODY WEIGHT for 10 miles through the woods (no trails). You expect me to believe a 140 lb. woman (for example) could carry that and NOT suffer some long term health consequences? Hell it even breaks off the men, and we're supposed to be good at it.

Moral of the story Nads: Do I think you could have done that in your deadlifting days? NO WAY IN HELL.
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2013, 08:55:43 AM »
Nadin: Olympic weightlifter.
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2013, 10:48:19 AM »
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I want to know how many 200# bodies or equipment Gnads humped a quarter mile or more.
Please don't use the word "humped" in a sentence referring to nadin.
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2013, 10:51:38 AM »
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Before anybody says it at one point I could lift 200 pounds of dead weight.

Don't get too carried away, we've all seen her pics. Basically she's just saying with some effort she can stand up. Although I think she's being a little generous with her wight only being 200 lbs.  More like 250+ lbs.

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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2013, 12:56:00 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 28, 2013, 08:02:31 AM
Actually, I wondered where you were on Sunday morning, seeing as there wasn't any new nadin inventory.

I suppose anybody can bring over nadin inventory, but I always looked at you as the oblate spheroid's campaign manager for Top DUmmie for 2013, because you do so well at promoting and publicizing her.

And since neither nadin nor BillBoob have responded to my magnanimous offer to be their campaign manager--they're not aware that terrible things happen to primitives who spurn the hand of friendship of franksolich, but I suppose they'll find out, sooner or later......--I've been at kind of a loss, because I got all this time and talent eagerly waiting to be used.

Right now, I'm seriously considering becoming campaign manager for either the Taverner primitive or the brain-damaged primitive; I dunno which one, and I wouldn't rule out the Die alte Sau or the defrocked warped primitive just yet.

I suggest other decent and civilized people follow your lead, madam, and "adopt" a primitive on whose behalf they'll publicize and boosterize for the Top DUmmie awards ten months hence. 

I am amazed sometimes when I look at the number of posts from some misfits there whose names I don't recognize at all.  Tens of thousands of posts and they don't ring any bells.  I am convinced we are missing out on prime entertainment, but I just don't have the time to spend looking for new candidates for DOTY.    I will make an effort though this year.   

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« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2013, 05:11:16 PM »
El Guapo doesn't deserve to be DOTY anymore but maybe if NASA could name her like they do planets that might be fair. And we don't have to burden ourselves with voting for or against.
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Re: Nads can lift
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2013, 05:17:40 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on January 28, 2013, 12:56:00 PM
I am amazed sometimes when I look at the number of posts from some misfits there whose names I don't recognize at all.  Tens of thousands of posts and they don't ring any bells.  I am convinced we are missing out on prime entertainment, but I just don't have the time to spend looking for new candidates for DOTY.    I will make an effort though this year.

You do fine, better than I do.

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