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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2013, 01:12:56 PM »
It's part of his gravy train campaign, aided by a union-sponsored quack.

Let's hope he has a freakish reaction to the anesthetic.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2013, 01:40:22 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on January 25, 2013, 11:54:01 AM
Damn. I had that done and went back to work. It never crossed my mind to get a SSD retirement. :argh:

Id say that's because you aren't a primitive. I know of one other person who had that procedure, and a severe case of Lyme Disease who tried to go back to work but couldn't do her former job -and instead transferred to an office position. She stayed employed until her actual retirement date and didn't get out early.

Everyone else I know who had that procedure done hopped right aboard the Gravy Train.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2013, 02:46:30 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 25, 2013, 12:41:49 PM
I have no idea but I hope he is operated on by a doctor who had his/her grades based on social justice in medical school.

Yep.

The surgeon will be the smartest minority, not the smartest student, in his graduating class. Who says affirmative action isn't a good thing?
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2013, 02:58:11 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on January 25, 2013, 12:28:20 PM
I said removal of an intestinal blockage.

He's having his head removed from his ass.   :lmao:

What a waste of Obamabucks. It'll be lodged squarely back in his colon again before he leaves the hospital.  That kind of stupid you just can't fix surgically.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2013, 05:24:53 PM »
Whatever it is, someone else is paying for it. I went with stomach stapling.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2013, 05:49:03 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on January 25, 2013, 02:46:30 PM
Yep.

The surgeon will be the smartest minority, not the smartest student, in his graduating class. Who says affirmative action isn't a good thing?
Michael Jackson.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2013, 06:05:24 PM »
Sex change. Maybe he'll finally become a man.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2013, 06:17:57 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 25, 2013, 06:05:24 PM
Sex change. Maybe he'll finally become a man.

He daughter out of wedlock looks like it was born a man. It would give most men a run for their money.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2013, 06:25:28 PM »
He'll have to get a new wardrobe.

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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2013, 06:34:57 PM »
Tear duct treatment.

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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2013, 06:49:11 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on January 25, 2013, 06:34:57 PM
Tear duct treatment.

Damn.

When considering all of the big guy's possible afflictions, of which severe gross obesity is the most major one, I'd forgotten all about his lachrymoreal tendencies.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2013, 06:49:42 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 25, 2013, 06:49:11 PM
Damn.

When considering all of the big guy's possible afflictions, of which severe gross obesity is the most major one, I'd forgotten all about his lachrymoreal tendencies.
Body fat produces excess estrogen in men.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2013, 09:33:26 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 25, 2013, 06:49:42 PM
Body fat produces excess estrogen in men.

That explains man-boobs.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #38 on: January 26, 2013, 12:26:48 AM »
I went with other since he has posted about having neck problems.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #39 on: January 26, 2013, 01:04:40 AM »
I am sure workman's comp is paying for it, even though it did not happen on the job.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #40 on: January 26, 2013, 01:50:15 AM »
I'd bet that it's a minor surgery to fix an imaginary back/shoulder problem.  He just wants to keep the gravy train rolling.
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Re: poll: what sort of operation do you suppose the big guy's having?
« Reply #41 on: January 26, 2013, 12:37:31 PM »
I voted for "hair removal and transfer". I suspect Steve's having plugs of hair removed from his butt to fortify his neckbeard.
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